1st ASHES TEST: @ Edgbaston, Birmingham June 16-20, 2023

[Chins get the wins]

Good game we have here

 

[gUt]

Kp and Eoin Morgan is the worst commentary duo you could possibly imagine.

An annoying south African and a Irishman commentating on Ashes cricket.

sync TMS up m8, easy as

 

[Ruby Roundhouse]

it's not so bad

 

[Tweed Titan]

We are seven down. Better close our eyes and swing. f**king morons. We blew about 50 runs there

 

[JokerEel]

It was good we made their bowlers bowl 110 overs while we only bowled 80.

 

[Eelectrica]

Ah well. Good knock Patty. Better than expected.
Great knock from Uzi. Wish he could have got a wriggle on this session though

 

[Bazal]

Not exactly a captains shot, but also Haze is very ordinary.

If we can roll them for what we should have rolled them first innings we win. But the field settings will no doubt continue to be as defensive as Chris Tavare trying to bat three days to save a Test

 

[Hutty1986]

Great collapse from our epically shit tail. Big pressure on Boland second dig, if he gets humiliated again we're gone. To be fair, we're flat out chasing a hundred anyway

 

[simmo1]

Our tail is what it is. Our top order needs to value their wicket better, because we aren't getting cheap runs from the tail.

 

[Canard]

Is parity the word of the day at Channel 9??

 

[Eelectrica]

Considering we got pretty much nothing from our main two batsmen we did well to get as close as we did. Could have been better. Still thanks to Englands genius declaration we're only 7 behind, not 57 or more behind.
Last chance saloon for Warner in the second innings.

 

[Bazal]

Ben Stokes: Has four short covers and four short midwickets for no reason

Kevin Pietersen:

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Aussies quaking in their boots at the thought of bazball sending em all over the ground and a few to the moon

 

[Bazal]

Aussies quaking in their boots at the thought of bazball sending em all over the ground and a few to the moon

With or without sticky spray?

 

[undertaker]

Lyon is as dumb as he looks.

He's got a head like roll-on deodorant

 

[undertaker]

It was classy how he couldn't wait to dump the mother of his kids, when he first started i thought he was a great story. But since the GOAT rubbish i think he is just a big headed overrated douchebag.

What's unbelievable is that if he plays every test match between now and the end of the 2023/24 summer, Lyon will be Australia's 5th most-capped test player (behind S Waugh, Ponting, Border and Warne).

 

[yobbo84]

This field stinks

 

[Benchtiger]

WTF...Boundary riders already square of the wicket, I'm not a fan of this tactic.

 

[BunniesMan]

Duckett looks like someone who got a make a wish thing to be a test cricketer for a day

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Darth Vader getting kicked out the cricket just then was more entertaining than the Khawaja innings