1st ASHES TEST: @ Edgbaston, Birmingham June 16-20, 2023

[AlwaysGreen]

Pieterson is an annoying prick.

 

[Eelectrica]

Time to rest Boland for a while. Give Hazlewood the rock

 

[Hutty1986]

Oh dear, blink and the lead is already 70. Boland's test career could be over if they keep destroying him like this

 

[Bazal]

This might be the most useless and impotent field set I have ever seen.

What the actual f**k is the goal? What's the plan?

 

[Front-Rower]

Time to fight fire with fire and bounce these merkins into submission.

 

[Eelectrica]

Ok Boland you’re now at the MCG. Think it, believe it and it will be true… or something.

 

[Eelectrica]

Joe Root wants a hundred by lunch.

 

[Haffa]

Carey up to the stumps is embarrassing. Boland is done.

 

[jargan83]

Isa Guha and Phil Tufnell on ABC is much better than listening to Kevin Pieterson

 

[Front-Rower]

I can’t believe our fast bowlers are allowing these merkins to run down the wicket at them and play reverse sweeps. Target the grill and make them think about it

 

[bazza]

Hazelwood currently off the field

 

[mozza91]

Pietersen sucking off Ellen is f**king nauseating.

 

[JJ]

Surely Cummins knew this was coming?
Bazball, like Tyson said, everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face…

Handful of overs is relatively meaningless, but some strange placements etc

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Isa Guha and Phil Tufnell on ABC is much better than listening to Kevin Pieterson

I'd rather listen to my nan commentate and she's never watched a game of cricket in her life

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

I'd rather listen to my nan commentate and she's never watched a game of cricket in her life

She's also been dead for 15 years

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Nooooooooooooooooo

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Australia struggling.

Enter JJ

Cummins breaks through.

See you JJ

 

[mozza91]

Isa Guha and Phil Tufnell on ABC is much better than listening to Kevin Pieterson

Low bar. Me farting into a microphone has Pietersen covered.

 

[TheParraboy]

Paddy!!!

Poms 3/77

 

[Eelectrica]

oh wow. Great ball Patty!

And yeah, you really think so KP. We need Root out. He’s destroying our vaunted bowling attack.