1st ASHES TEST: @ Edgbaston, Birmingham June 16-20, 2023

[Chins get the wins]

f**k yes!!!!!! Paddy!!!!!! PENRITH!!!!! I love you all

 

[mozza91]

Way to drop the match Stokes. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer prick.
And the winning runs off that piece of shit Robinson? How good!

 

[simmo1]

Patty you f**king legend.

 

[Fangs]

Gotta sleep I'm f**ked what a win Ollie piss off back to Sussex

 

[TheParraboy]

Lyons redemption complete

Now Hope he doesn’t stuff up later in the series

Aust 1 bazball 0

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Lol eat seven bags of shit @LeedsRhinos

 

[King-Gutho94]

Got 80 runs from our 3 specialist bowlers and hazlewood to spare in that 2nd innings.

 

[mozza91]

Spend the last couple of hours wanting it to finish so I could go to sleep. Now I’m too pumped to sleep. I’d go grab a beer from the garage if it wasn’t so f**king freezing.

 

[Haffa]

I’m shaving my head and will have the solar panels installed by lunch time. Captain Planet and his sidekick saves the day!!

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Got 80 runs from our 3 specialist bowlers and hazlewood to spare in that 2nd innings.

Specialist balders*

 

[mozza91]

I’m shaving my head and will have the solar panels installed by lunch time. Captain Planet and his sidekick saves the day!!

I’m gonna tie myself to a coal train in protest in Paddy’s honour.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Paddy is one of the greats. Captaincy a bit on the nose tactically wise but he has the ability to carry his team on his shoulders with his performances and he did that in this test, first with ball then bat.

Suck a dick Ollie.

Bazbald.

 

[King-Gutho94]

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Lol, Ponting still knows how to piss off the poms.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/well-hes-out-now-ricky-ponting-shuts-down-gushing-kevin-pietersen/news-story/f7599b72a56445bcdc86d6c3db2246a7

 

[hineyrulz]

Holy shitballs!! Went to bed just after Oozie got out hearing that Saffa/Pom Wanker KP screaming like a little girl. Thought we were no hope amazing effort by Paddy and the tail. Baldball will always triumph over Bazball.


Looks like the declaration cost the Poms the game, so delicious!!!!

 

[hineyrulz]

And for everyone critical of Paddy's tactics!!

 

[Mr. Shaman]

"Once we get past Cummins, we have three no. 11s." - Ollie Robinson on Day 3 The three no. 11s on Day 5 - Boland 20 (40), Lyon 16* (28) & the actual no. 11 Hazelwood wasn't required to bat. 55* run partnership for the 9th wicket. Cummins 44* (73).

 

[Mr. Shaman]

And for everyone critical of Paddy's tactics!!

Naaaah, still a bit plod.

 

[yobbo84]

Holy shit. That’s crazy news to wake up to. STRAYA!!! SIR PADDY!!!!

 

[JJ]

another great test, seem to be saying tgat a lot lately, just brilliant