1st ASHES TEST: @ Edgbaston, Birmingham June 16-20, 2023

[Fangs]

Alright Patty pull out a slip to cover that will fix it.

 

[Hutty1986]

Wow, little old straya has never hit a boundary on the first ball of an Ashes series before!!! Bazball!!

 

[King-Gutho94]

@TheParraboy

Ben duckett did he play for Parramatta in Grade cricket.

Group chat I am in reckons he did

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Duckett is the Wish version of Warner

 

[King-Gutho94]

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Hopefully Hazlewood lasts more than a session.

 

[hineyrulz]

Wow, little old straya has never hit a boundary on the first ball of an Ashes series before!!! Bazball!!

Micheal Slater of poor old Daffy Defreitas in 94/5 at the gabba. I was there with hair ffs!!

 

[King-Gutho94]

Hopefully Hazlewood lasts more than a session.

Can we play the HIA card at Lunch

 

[Hutty1986]

Superb loosener Haze

 

[hineyrulz]

@TheParraboy

Ben duckett did he play for Parramatta in Grade cricket.

Group chat I am in reckons he did

So he’s bald with no idea??

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Lol, Greta takes out 3rd slip in the 2nd over.

 

[Hutty1986]

Micheal Slater of poor old Daffy Defreitas in 94/5 at the gabba. I was there with hair ffs!!

Yep, remember Slats going bannnng! Your hair comment sounds like a lie, though

 

[King-Gutho94]

So he’s bald with no idea??

Well he poured a drink of vodka over Jimmy Anderson's head one summer in Australia so i reckon he deserves a knighthood.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Who the f**k are the hollies Athers keeps drolling on about?

 

[hineyrulz]

Already a deep point, yelp!!

 

[mozza91]

England have really revolutionised cricket. I don’t think I’ve ever seen an Australian player hit a boundary before.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

What the f**k is an ashes bow?

Atherton is annoying me already.

 

[hineyrulz]

Who the f**k are the hollies Athers keeps drolling on about?

Merkin who got the Don out in his last test??

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Who the f**k are the hollies Athers keeps drolling on about?

The boozey stand

 

[King-Gutho94]

Who the f**k are the hollies Athers keeps drolling on about?

Hollies stand is the one at midwicket with the shelter covering it.

I assume that's what he is talking about