1st ASHES TEST: @ Edgbaston, Birmingham June 16-20, 2023

[Mr. Shaman]

I’ve seen enough, warm it up

 

[yobbo84]

This is the driest England pitch I've seen in yonks. They might score 500 in a day but preparing an Aussie-like pitch surely negates the advantage they have with the swinging Duke ball??

 

[TheParraboy]

@TheParraboy

Ben duckett did he play for Parramatta in Grade cricket.

Group chat I am in reckons he did

Correct

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Ben Duckett who has played four Tests and three ODIs, was sent by Northamptonshire to play for Parramatta in 2014-15.

 

[King-Gutho94]

What the f**k is an ashes bow?

Atherton is annoying me already.

You want some more elite honesty from JL

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Hollies stand is the one at midwicket with the shelter covering it.

I assume that's what he is talking about

So not the dudes who sang 'he's not heavy bald he's my brother'

 

[Hutty1986]

These pasty gimpy f**ks even cheer like mongs

 

[Mr. Shaman]

When Ricky Ponting of all people is saying you’re too defensive in the field, by god you’re too defensive, coming from Mr. Deep Point himself.

 

[JokerEel]

Hurry up and get a wicket!

 

[hineyrulz]

So not the dudes who sang 'he's not heavy bald he's my brother'

Long bald women in a black dress is my fav.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

This is the driest England pitch I've seen in yonks. They might score 500 in a day but preparing an Aussie-like pitch surely negates the advantage they have with the swinging Duke ball??

I think they're counting on the great Moeen Ali skittling us

 

[hineyrulz]

This is the driest England pitch I've seen in yonks. They might score 500 in a day but preparing an Aussie-like pitch surely negates the advantage they have with the swinging Duke ball??

This deck looks drier than my first GF.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Long bald women in a black dress is my fav.

Not the

hair that I shed?

 

[Mr. Shaman]

PENRITH didn’t score here

 

[hineyrulz]

Can we bowl a ball on off stump for this left handed Imp??

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I'm not sure if Duckett played for Parra or not but I reckon he was an extra in Willow.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

f**k off boxhead, you're out!

 

[jargan83]

There's a hole in my Duckett

 

[TheParraboy]

Duckett the dozen

1/22

 

[yobbo84]

Hahahaha Bazball

 

[mozza91]

Haze!!