1st T20: Australia v Sri Lanka @ SCG Feb 11, 2022

[hineyrulz]

STFU you plastic faced merkin.

 

[Bazal]

Have we taken the Power Surge yet?

 

[hineyrulz]

Stoinplod chasing the Biiiiiiggggg Basssshhhh booooooooooost point.

 

[TheParraboy]

For anyone that doesn't know

That big forearm tattoo Wade has got is of Phil Hughes wearing the baggy green standing in front of the SCG clock. They were both close

 

[Bazal]

I feel like this Theekshana lad is the kind of bowler who worries you for about two games, and then you realise he's literally just bowling 90km floating cutters and belt him for a thousand.

 

[hineyrulz]

Da Hulk!!!

 

[Bazal]

Feed StoinRig more protein rich half volleys plz.

 

[hineyrulz]

Howie and plastic face getting moist over the Stoins rig.

 

[hineyrulz]

Warne Steve Smith sledge number 102928191

 

[Bazal]

Warnie's one liners are 8 liners because he has to ask everyone else what something is called before he makes it.

"What do you call it Howie, the metal room? The iron room? Nah go on Howie, is it the titanium room? You know, where they lift metal? Is it a galvanised aluminium room? Oh it's a steel room? Yeah Stoinis loves the steel room, heheheh..."

 

[Bazal]

Wade sucks.

End of message.

 

[hineyrulz]

Nugget = flushed.

 

[TheParraboy]

Great catch , unlucky Admiral

 

[hineyrulz]

Can you hear the drums????

 

[_snafu_]

Butt nugget.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Wadey:

 

[Bazal]

This is what you get for relying on StoinRig and Admiral PotPlant

 

[no name]

Warnie would have loved it if Starc got bowled there.

 

[hineyrulz]

Another Warne Mr Cotter reference.

The show sucked just like the 100 plastic face.

 

[Bazal]

The commentators are all drunker than me.