1st Test: Australia v Pakistan at Gabba, Nov 21-25 2019

[JW]

Between some of the third umps and the bunker, it really is bizarre watching fully grown adults completely ignore what their optic nerves send to their brains and then accept a wage for their efforts.

 

[hineyrulz]

I reckon the 3rd ump thought foot on the line is ok

Merkin would never get a gig umpiring Indoor.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The third umpire has got to be the cushiest job in the world.

 

[typicalfan]

Between some of the third umps and the bunker, it really is bizarre watching fully grown adults completely ignore what their optic nerves send to their brains and then accept a wage for their efforts.

Where do I sign up.

 

[TheParraboy]

Michael Gough is the third umpire and Institute of the Blind's student of the year.

Probably went to the Rudi "Blind vision" Koertzen school of umpiring..

 

[hineyrulz]

The third umpire has got to be the cushiest job in the world.

Besides Cam Bancheat.

 

[TheParraboy]

Wadey was shocked

 

[TheParraboy]

Another quick wicket and we could go through them and be batting well before stumps

6/154

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Stevie Wonder gave the benefit of the doubt to the bowler according to Cricinfo.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Wadey was shocked

Shock therapy probably won't help Wade.

 

[TheParraboy]

Warne "Labuschagne is not in the side to take wickets"

Great insight from Warney

 

[mave]

Warne: Lab is a part-time bowler

Also Warne: Lab is in the team to take wickets.

 

[TheParraboy]

Shock therapy probably won't help Wade.

I think he is itching for a bowl just quietly...

 

[TheParraboy]

yes Warne you dipshit , its all about what you did growing up

 

[TheParraboy]

Warne: Lab is a part-time bowler

Also Warne: Lab is in the team to take wickets.

In a couple of sentences he contradicted himself, lol

why does he feel the need to just talk relentlessly??garbage comes out half the time

 

[mave]

Head using his head

 

[hineyrulz]

Gee Major Paine can really let a game drift.

 

[jargan83]

In a couple of sentences he contradicted himself, lol

why does he feel the need to just talk relentlessly??garbage comes out half the time

Loves the sound of his own voice.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Is Labelmaker bowling because Australia are only bowling about 7 overs an hour or because Captain Paineful is out of ideas?

 

[hineyrulz]

Is Labelmaker bowling because Australia are only bowling about 7 overs an hour or because Captain Paineful is out of ideas?

A bit of column A and a bit of column B i think.