1st Test: Australia v Pakistan at Gabba, Nov 21-25 2019

[yobbo84]

You gotta feel for Uzi. A whole career having to continually prove himself, while cheating flat trackers like Warner get a free pass. I doubt he would have had this much scrutiny if he was "one of the boys" or an "aussie larrikin".

 

[AlwaysGreen]

JL picks Bancheat because he's an arse licker like him.

'Yes, Mr Warner, I will use sandpaper on the ball Mr Warner, anything to be in the team Mr Warner".

 

[AlwaysGreen]

You gotta feel for Uzi. A whole career having to continually prove himself, while cheating flat trackers like Warner get a free pass. I doubt he would have had this much scrutiny if he was "one of the boys" or an "aussie larrikin".

Khawaja has had 60897 chances and hasn't learned a thing.

 

[Eelectrica]

We needed Uzi to stand up last summer when Smith and Warner were out of the team and he didn't really do it. Wasn't that great in the Ashes either.
Didn't give the selectors a whole lot of choice really.

Warner needs to stand up thesr two tests, but who's putting their hand up. Jake Weatherald?

 

[lockyno1]

You gotta feel for Uzi. A whole career having to continually prove himself, while cheating flat trackers like Warner get a free pass. I doubt he would have had this much scrutiny if he was "one of the boys" or an "aussie larrikin".

Well maybe he should try making runs when he’s in the side overseas which he hasn’t...not to mention he’s hopelessly out of form

 

[lockyno1]

Jake Weatherald?

Barely reached double figures all year bar this match.

 

[Bazal]

Well maybe he should try making runs when he’s in the side overseas which he hasn’t...

Lol of that's the qualification for being selected then we're literally just picking Steve Smith and no one else based on the last decade of Aussie batting, you absolute f**king spoon

 

[Eelectrica]

You know you've got problems when Wade is one of the first batsmen picked and Darsh is still in the mix.

 

[TheParraboy]

Wadey deserves to be in the test XI

Bother openers and a number 5 are the lucky winners

 

[Eelectrica]

Wadey deserves to be in the test XI

Bother openers and a number 5 are the lucky winners

Oh no doubt Wade deserves to be there, still would be nice to have a few viable options though. It's just not happening.

 

[Bazal]

The only thing Wade deserves is to be fed into a KitchenAid mincing attachment.

Scrotum first

 

[AlwaysGreen]

So Bancheat gets picked because of his character?

Is this the same merkin who cheated and then tried to throw his mate under the double decker?

Merkin is lucky to be alive, in my day he would have been impaled on a stump and his entrails fed to the twelfth man.

 

[hineyrulz]

So Bancheat gets picked because of his character?

Is this the same merkin who cheated and then tried to throw his mate under the double decker?

Merkin is lucky to be alive, in my day he would have been impaled on a stump and his entrails fed to the twelfth man.

His biggest crime he does Yoga, f**k the merkin off for a tough Nugget like the Admiral!!!!

 

[TheParraboy]

So Bancheat gets picked because of his character?

Is this the same merkin who cheated and then tried to throw his mate under the double decker?

Merkin is lucky to be alive, in my day he would have been impaled on a stump and his entrails fed to the twelfth man.

Its obvious his selection reason is just a lame excuse to pick him. Doubt Khawaja plus a bunch of others not picked have less character

Not sure why Hohns has been brought back, we were going forward there for a while pissing of Howard, Sutherland and the like....

 

[Bazal]

His biggest crime he does Yoga, f**k the merkin off for a tough Nugget like the Admiral!!!!

I just snapped off a pretty tough old Wadey post work...

 

[Twizzle]

Well I could go on about Hohns but there really is no point, those justifications are totally illogical, and a golden duck is good enough to get you back into the team.

speechless

 

[Matt23]

You gotta feel for Uzi. A whole career having to continually prove himself, while cheating flat trackers like Warner get a free pass. I doubt he would have had this much scrutiny if he was "one of the boys" or an "aussie larrikin".

He has only himself to blame, one too many sorbent soft dismissals, I reckon he'll get another shot at some point, however he needs to start putting runs on the board.

 

[lockyno1]

Lol of that's the qualification for being selected then we're literally just picking Steve Smith and no one else based on the last decade of Aussie batting, you absolute f**king spoon

Picking Khawaja AGAIN to fail AGAIN isn't the answer either...and he's out of form anyway! Plus we have a number 3.

 

[Bazal]

Picking Khawaja AGAIN to fail AGAIN isn't the answer either...and he's out of form anyway! Plus we have a number 3.

f**k up Locky

 

[_snafu_]

I’d pick Smokin’ Joe Kilroy over Joe Burns.