1st Test D/N: Australia v NZ at Perth, Dec 12-16 2019

[Meth]

I literally cannot imagine doing anything physical in 40+ weather

 

[hineyrulz]

Shot!!!


Lasagne looking solid.

 

[Bazal]

I literally did not notice Head playing v Pakistan

The poor merkin just about had nothing to do!

They could have subbed in a fifty year old Scott Muller and sent Travis off to the burlesque house for the same result

 

[jargan83]

Wagner looks like he should be driving Panzers into Poland

Deadset Gold

 

[JJ]

Shot!!!


Lasagne looking solid.

40 degrees probably the sweet spot for lasagna

 

[Meth]

I have no idea why we'd bowl Santner in the first session

 

[hineyrulz]

Wagner looks like he should be driving Panzers into Poland

LOL!!
Missed this comment.

 

[Front-Rower]

I feel the kiwis should have played Henry in this game. He’s a better bowler than Ferguson.

 

[JJ]

Davey is dangerous “especially in Australia”. Thanks Isha

 

[JJ]

I have no idea why we'd bowl Santner in the first session

Coz it’s f**king hot

 

[Front-Rower]

Davey is dangerous “especially in Australia”. Thanks Isha

Paid the big bucks to make the big comments

 

[JJ]

I feel the kiwis should have played Henry in this game. He’s a better bowler than Ferguson.

Probably been a lot of talk about the pace... mis information imo

 

[Meth]

Coz it’s f**king hot

Yeah, so he's going to bowl. But in the first session? We want to walk away with 2-3 wickets, ideally

 

[JJ]

Yeah, so he's going to bowl. But in the first session? We want to walk away with 2-3 wickets, ideally

Yeah but regardless of when Williamson bowls him the experts either say it’s too early or too late

Get the feeling we will regret the Lockie love

 

[Bazal]

Yeah, so he's going to bowl. But in the first session? We want to walk away with 2-3 wickets, ideally

Also have to consider keeping some steam in the quicks to bowl in the twilight session.

If the ball is gonna do anything for them it'll be then. Not now when it's 42 bazillion degrees and the pitch is basically sitting in a pottery kiln

 

[hineyrulz]

Coz it’s f**king hot

Yeah but you do have 5 bowlers. He’s free runs on this deck first session day 1.

 

[blaza88z]

There's a bit of Starc about Lockie, either smash their toes or come in when the tail-enders stride to the crease

 

[hineyrulz]

Also have to consider keeping some steam in the quicks to bowl in the twilight session.

If the ball is gonna do anything for them it'll be then. Not now when it's 42 bazillion degrees and the pitch is basically sitting in a pottery kiln

It won’t do much under lights if it’s as soft as Haynetrains wang watching a bald person play sport.

 

[Bazal]

It won’t do much under lights if it’s as soft as Haynetrains wang watching a bald person play sport.

Also true. But the quicks slamming it into the deck can f**k it just as easy. Gotta get the balance. Nothing worse than a baking hot day to throw solid plans out the window

 

[Meth]

Brendon Julian is the Rum n Raisin of commentators