1st Test D/N: Australia v NZ at Perth, Dec 12-16 2019

[Meth]

I just saw that Aleem Derp is the most capped test umpire ever.

So that's a thing that happened, I guess.

Wow.

took over from Bucknor, which goes to show, doesn't it? There is such a thing as officiating for too long

 

[Meth]

I thought this break was only 20 mins

 

[Bazal]

I thought this break was only 20 mins

They've switched the breaks so that the eastern states get their precious evening news

 

[jargan83]

I thought this break was only 20 mins

Long break first for this Test because of East Coast TV

 

[typicalfan]

I thought this break was only 20 mins

Would have been the case if it was Adelaide.

 

[Meth]

Listed as 20 mins on cricinfo, but yeah

 

[lockyno1]

Dar really is as bad as Joel Wilson

 

[jargan83]

Dar really is as bad as Joel Wilson

Joel Wilson is on his own level of ineptitude

 

[hineyrulz]

Joel Wilson is on his own level of ineptitude

Wilson has his own ICC umpires chess championship.

 

[Meth]

Smith is a bit weird

 

[JJ]

Smith is a bit weird

Yep...

And Ferguson isn’t ready.... people need to calm down

 

[Meth]

Ferguson and Wagner bowling well to Smith here but they have to bowl a wicket ball. They won’t stay on top for long

 

[undertaker]

de Grandhomme channeling Gavin Larsen with his 120km/h pies.

 

[Meth]

I wonder if epileptics have seizures watching Smith bat

 

[AlwaysGreen]

de Grandhomme channeling Gavin Larsen with his 120km/h pies.

1/8 off 7.
Not bad for pies

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Better than Garlos pies that's for sure

 

[Twizzle]

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[Twizzle]

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[Twizzle]

100 up, been slow going

 

[Bazal]

100 up, been slow going.