1st Test D/N: Australia v NZ at Perth, Dec 12-16 2019

[typicalfan]

The platform has been set, I don't think this is an easy pitch to bat on at all and Lyon should get decent spin. Apart from an inform Marnus, the rest have struggled really.

 

[mave]

That innings was up there with the dumbest I have ever witnessed.
And Im pretty old.

 

[Mr Spock!]

This is the problem with day night tests - the night session is too influential.

These two are going to f**k around for as long as they can so that they can declare around twilight.

Makes for shit cricket

At least its interesting.

Start the game @7:30pm and play the whole test at night.

 

[Hutty1986]

The most overhyped low score since Quiney's uber composed 9.

 

[Bazal]

That innings was up there with the dumbest I have ever witnessed.
And Im pretty old.

I can't get over it. It's genuinely the dumbest I've seen.

The meme about Wade from LU muppets is annoying as f**k, but not as annoying as actually having the useless little ape in the Test side

 

[2 weeks]

Wadey got 17 runs and about 50 bruises.

It was a brave knock.

Brave but pretty dumb.

 

[hineyrulz]

I can't get over it. It's genuinely the dumbest I've seen.

The meme about Wade from LU muppets is annoying as f**k, but not as annoying as actually having the useless little ape in the Test side

The Will Smith of the Aussie side.

 

[Bazal]

Jeez I could watch that Southee delivery to knock Paine over a few more times...one of maybe two good balls for wickets in the innings

 

[mave]

Wadey got 17 runs and about 50 bruises.

It was a brave knock.

Brave but pretty dumb.

And completely inconsequential to the current Test match "batting" (and I use the term very very loosely) like that this morning.

And dont give any bullshit about planning for the Melb test .

Dumb dumbs are gonna dumb dumb. And Wade tops the list.

 

[2 weeks]

The Wadey death stare makes grown men awake from their sleep in cold sweats

 

[Bazal]

The Wadey death stare makes grown men awake from their sleep in cold sweats

He looks like he has Down's

 

[JJ]

If nothing else Southee and Wagner have been really good this test...

 

[edabomb]

Opening partnership of 350+ and we're right back in this.

 

[typicalfan]

If nothing else Southee and Wagner have been really good this test...

Amazing effort by them.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Wadey what the f**k mate

 

[Hutty1986]

Langer is such a clueless, embarrassing midget

 

[King hit]

Siddle really?

 

[2 weeks]

Wadey what the f**k mate

It looked silly to us nuffies but it's all part of Wadey's master plan.

He is playing the long game.

4D Chess

 

[Haffa]

Langer is such a clueless, embarrassing midget
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It’ll be 2052, Healy and Starcs young fella will get injured in the Perth test and they’ll still talk about calling up the Vegan.

 

[typicalfan]

Langer is such a clueless, embarrassing midget
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It isn't rocket science, there is a bloke averaging mid 20s who would do the job but no maybe let's go with a guy past his best.