1st Test D/N: Australia v NZ at Perth, Dec 12-16 2019

[_snafu_]

GOAT

 

[Dave's mate]

These Kiwis are such peahearts, where's the fight?

 

[2 weeks]

 

[JJ]

f**k

Lyon is f**king good when he finds a bit of help in the pitch

 

[Legion]

I reckon Martin plays spin much better than Usman Khawaja.

Just about everyone plays spin better than Khawaja.
He's one of those players who only gets a few runs when the team bats well but he never stands up when needed.

Thank the Sky Spirits that Labuschagne has locked up the #3 spot.

 

[2 weeks]

That patch that Lyon keeps hitting is looking rougher than Raelene Castle.

 

[Meth]

These Kiwis are such peahearts, where's the fight?

On the contrary, heart is all that we have. We overachieve, considering the moderate talent and minimal depth that we have

 

[Legion]

These Kiwis are such peahearts, where's the fight?

They'll be facing a possible follow-on at this rate.

It's only day three. The bowlers could do with a break. Bat tonight & for a session tomorrow then send them back in.

 

[JJ]

These Kiwis are such peahearts, where's the fight?

Already shown more than Davey boy showed in the UK

 

[JJ]

That patch that Lyon keeps hitting is looking rougher than Raelene Castle.

Aussie Raelene lol

No return on that one

 

[2 weeks]

Aussie Raelene lol

No return on that one

Plus Russell Crowe.

Leave your rubbish at home in future please.

 

[Meth]

Not out, but what a ball.

 

[King hit]

5 wicket haul for Starc

 

[Meth]

Shit

 

[2 weeks]

Aleem Dar guesses that that is out.

 

[JJ]

That is just absolute bullshit

Umpires just can’t be sane when they’re in Australia

And now the commentators trying to spin bullshit ffs

 

[AlwaysGreen]

No way you follow on with one bowler down. Bat again

 

[Meth]

No evidence to overturn the decision? How about no evidence of any contact with the glove?

 

[typicalfan]

I reckon de Grandholmme had no idea if it kissed his glove or not. And if it did hit it, it would have only grazed at best.

 

[Meth]

No way you follow on with one bowler down. Bat again

+ the heat