1st Test: India v Australia @ Nagpur Feb 9-13, 2023

[Cheese sandwich]

Is Jadeja having a mid life crisis trying to look cool with that shit hair

 

[yobbo84]

Fire alarms for a no ball, you can take me now I've seen it all

 

[yobbo84]

f**k. Check the front foot PLEASE

 

[mozza91]

We’re boned

 

[Cheese sandwich]

Fk sake

 

[hineyrulz]

Bowled off the 7th ball, get f**ked.

 

[Cheese sandwich]

Bryce McGain would be licking his lips at this pitch

 

[_snafu_]

Fire alarms for a no ball, you can take me now I've seen it all

We needed the fire alarm for that ball.

 

[yobbo84]

I'll settle for 180 now

 

[Hutty1986]

Straya.

 

[Fangs]

Well done Alex Carey! First left handed batsman to make it past 1.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Lot of talk about Kholi and Ashwin but Jadeja is a real gun.

Averages 36 with the bat with 3 hundreds and 24 with the ball with 242 wickets.

And for a long time their best fielder.

 

[Fangs]

No faith in the tail after these two. Patty these days is a bunny. They should give it a whack and see if it gets us close to 200.

 

[Bazal]

Lot of talk about Kholi and Ashwin but Jadeja is a real gun.

Averages 36 with the bat with 3 hundreds and 24 with the ball with 242 wickets.

And for a long time their best fielder.

Plus he does a sick arse sword move with his bat when he gets fifty

 

[hineyrulz]

Lot of talk about Kholi and Ashwin but Jadeja is a real gun.

Averages 36 with the bat with 3 hundreds and 24 with the ball with 242 wickets.

And for a long time their best fielder.

And has a magnificent full head of hair.

 

[Bazal]

No faith in the tail after these two. Patty these days is a bunny. They should give it a whack and see if it gets us close to 200.

We've already got enough, f**ken serial killer Todd is gonna have them shitting their daks

 

[Fangs]

Carey moves to 5. Impressive innings so far. Reminiscent of Haydos in Chennai 2001.

 

[Bazal]

We've already got enough, f**ken serial killer Todd is gonna have them shitting their daks

Addendum: Murphy, not Greenberg.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Who was the last player to rock spectacles for Australia?
Murray Bennett?
Before him
Dirk Welham.

 

[hineyrulz]

Who was the last player to rock spectacles for Australia?
Murray Bennett?
Before him
Dirk Welham.

Bob Hawke.