Looking into the crystal ball...
1. Brett Kimmorley and Chris Anderson to tie the knot
2. Misty Bee to go on and on and on like a broken record that Brian Smith should be sacked.
3. Andrew Johns wins the People Choice Award, despite the meltdown of the phone systems due to an overload of calls from the Hunter region.
4. South-western Sydney gang warfare erupts during a Bulldogs game.
5. Manly goes broke, relocates to the Central Coast, change their colours to Red and Black and are known as the Bears.
6. The Hillgirls go gaa-gaa over pretty boy Parra reserve grade player and worship him with chuppa-chops.
7. Pretty boy Parra reserve grade player is cut at the end of the season.
8. After Rd6, George Piggins states that Paul Langmack has his full support.
9. Anthony Mundine returns to league in a last-ditch attempt to avoid getting smashed by Danny Green.
10. George Piggins sacks Paul Langmanck after Rd7.
11. Tim Sheens applies for a less stressful job in Iraq.
12. Photographic evidence of Kevin Bacon and Daniel Irvine in the same place at the same time.