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Premiers - Souths. After an inspiring pre game speech by Eric Simms the defeat West tigers 1-0.
Spooners - Bulldogs. GST on all of the under-the-table cash incentives is claimed by the Govt, and the place financially collapses. Willy Mason and Mark O'Meley leave mid year for a big contract with Glenn Mills Falls.
Chris Walker walksout on Easts after round 4, and links with Souths on the eve of the GF.
Eels defeat Brisbane at ANZ, and Denis Fitzgerald signs Brian Smith for life. PJ Breaks his neck in the second minute of the game. Fortunately, Corey Pearson makes a comeback and plays halfback for the remainder of the season.
Nathan Hindmarsh is beatified by the Pope, and becomes Saint Hindy, patron saint of the coin slot.
John Ribot becomes CEO of the ARL.
Benny Elias coaches Queensland to a 2-1 victory.
Trent Barret plays 2 straight games.....hang on, now I'm getting silly