2013 FFB End of Year Awards

[Dutchy]

If this isn't announced soon I'm putting clothes on.

 

[afinalsin666]

Bazal has the best avatar here by a long shot. Should have been an award.

 

[Misanthrope]

Keep your pants on, Dutchy.

Or don't.

 

[Eelementary]

If this isn't announced soon I'm putting clothes on.

Noooooo!

The year is barely two days old, and we are already on bedlam! Somebody - fix this!

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Not even nominated for Nude Firkie. I'm allergic to clothes FFS!!!

 

[Eelementary]

Hooray for Dutchy!

 

[Dutchy]

Two in a row. I'd like to thank some merkins, especially my clothing sponsors, they do f**k all work but they're on the payroll.

 

[Misanthrope]

And the nominee for Best Jimmies Rustler...

• dogslife
• Dutchy
• Sportive Cupid
• God King Dean
• Different Kind of Rabbit
• BunniesMan
• Cliffhanger
• adamkungl

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Yo Mis. I'm really happy for you, I'm going to let you finish, but SMBN is one of the best overseas firkies of all time

Sig worthy.

Two nominations and not being a nominee for face palm is a success story for me.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Also: congrats DrewSta.

 

[Alba]

If this isn't announced soon I'm putting clothes on.

Please don't :sarcasm:

 

[Misanthrope]

After a Belgium induced delay in proceedings, let's carry on.

The winner for Best Jimmy's Rustler...

As Dutchy accepts his awards to the cat-calls of Sportive Cupid and dogslife, IanG steps up to the podium and a lull falls over the crowd.

The great one speaks...

Most Improved Firker

• BunniesMan
• afinalsin666
• Drew-Sta
• Dragon2010

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Rubbish field. FFB is the loser on the day.

 

[Dutchy]

Didn't expect that one merkins

 

[Didgi]

We finishing these off or what? Just came back from pissing in a corner, and before that I realised the hawt ass chick I was chatting up was a statue of a dude.

 

[afinalsin666]

Yay, another one.

 

[Misanthrope]

I wasn't sure if I should continue while you merkins are all sleeping or wait until there's more of a crowd. I'll do one more tonight before I hit the hay, and leave you with some nominations to ponder.

Your winner for Most Improved Firker...

And one to tide you over until the morning. Which of these magnificent bastards will take out the award for Most Narcissistic Firker?

Most Narcissistic Firker

• dogslife
• Cliffhanger
• BunniesMan
• Misanthrope
• Dani
  

 

[afinalsin666]

Awwww f**k yeah. Cheers peeps.

 

[butchmcdick]

I'm going to nominate my own induction <_<



You'd need to have voted to change your votes...

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And your most underrated Firker is....

Let's move on to an award that I'm sure Dutchy, at least, is excited about. While I'm currently clothed as I teach a class, I'd like to point out that I am nude in spirit.

Firker Most Likely to be Nude Right Now
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• Dutchy​
• adamkungl​
• Apey​
• Bazal​
• BunniesMan​
• Misanthrope​
• Sportive Cupid​

I'd just like to thank my mum and dad for making this all possible

 

[Bizzaro]

Let's move on to an award that I'm fairly sure everybody is here to find out the winner of...
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The Beeker Award for Best Alt​

• WarriorPoet
• ademkungl​
• No Vote​
• MsAnneThrope​
• Didgi​
• Bizarro​
• Bizzaro​

Yay say me!

And with these words of wisdom from Jobdog's alt...

MsAnneThrope, too busy being dogged in a parking lot by a group of Lebanese youths, sent one of her handbag dogs to collect the award.​

Word is, she ate it afterwards because she needed another source of protein.
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Even me reject winner. That seriously messed up stuff.