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[Noise]

I did my PhD on the Manatee's reproductive system.

Speaking of weird marine biology stories (sort of)....My high school sends out a newsletter to past students talking about the school and what past students have achieved. About 8 or 9 years after we finished year 12 a mate emailed the editor of the newsletter and said he was another guy from our year (anothermate) and that he was going on an expidition to Antarctica to study chlamydia in penguins. The idiot editor actually printed the story without any fact checking. It amused us all except for the guy that the story was meant to be about....The guy who sent in the story is a mad Parra fan too.

 

[Happy MEel]

Speaking of weird marine biology stories (sort of)....My high school sends out a newsletter to past students talking about the school and what past students have achieved. About 8 or 9 years after we finished year 12 a mate emailed the editor of the newsletter and said he was another guy from our year (anothermate) and that he was going on an expidition to Antarctica to study chlamydia in penguins. The idiot editor actually printed the story without any fact checking. It amused us all except for the guy that the story was meant to be about....The guy who sent in the story is a mad Parra fan too.

How do you think the Penguins contracted chlamydia???


Gutful, I’m looking at you.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

The idiot editor actually printed the story without any fact checking. It amused us all except for the guy that the story was meant to be about....The guy who sent in the story is a mad Parra fan too.

Back in the day, the School Principal at one of the primary schools in Coffs was name Dudley Cockburn (which he pronounced 'coburn'). . One day Dudley was speaking at some school function that was covered by the local paper. The journo attending asked some kid what the principal's name was and the kid replied 'Dudley Dickfire' (which is what the kids always called him). Next day, page 5 of the local rag had a 6 x 4 photo of the bloke with 'Dudley Dickfire speaks out' (or similar) as the caption. The bloke was not happy.

 

[parrathruandthru]

Back in the day, the School Principal at one of the primary schools in Coffs was name Dudley Cockburn (which he pronounced 'coburn'). . One day Dudley was speaking at some school function that was covered by the local paper. The journo attending asked some kid what the principal's name was and the kid replied 'Dudley Dickfire' (which is what the kids always called him). Next day, page 5 of the local rag had a 6 x 4 photo of the bloke with 'Dudley Dickfire speaks out' (or similar) as the caption. The bloke was not happy.

When I was in primary school I had a teacher named Miss Noble who we all called Miss No Balls behind her back. Imagine our mirth when she came back the next year newly married and was called Mrs Dickie

 

[emjaycee]

When I was in primary school I had a teacher named Miss Noble who we all called Miss No Balls behind her back. Imagine our mirth when she came back the next year newly married and was called Mrs Dickie

So she was Mrs Dickie nee no balls?

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

I had a primary school teacher called Mrs. Smith. Everyone called her that - Mrs. Smith.

She was already married, so she never changed her name to anything else.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I went to school at Atlantis. We'd have pizza for lunch and then I'd do my homework on my weiner laptop.

 

[T.S Quint]

I had a primary school teacher called Mrs. Smith. Everyone called her that - Mrs. Smith.

She was already married, so she never changed her name to anything else.

Well that just sounds made up.

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

Shut up. T.S. My Mum says you're made up!

 

[T.S Quint]

Shut up. T.S. My Mum says you're made up!

Yeah, but she still likes me more than you though.

 

[lingard]

Beef typically comes from heifers and steers.

You need to enrol into a course at Bovine University.

I did a course at Bovine University. It was bullshit.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I found the course material pretty meaty.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I understand it's one of the most prestigious schools in Moo York.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I did hear something else about it but that's an udder story.

 

[strider]

I found the course material pretty meaty.

Its definitely not fowl

 

[Gary Gutful]

My teacher had the hide to fail me when I turned in my assignment late.

 

[84 Baby]

She was probably worried you would steer down the wrong direction

 

[84 Baby]

A mother asked her child if they had seen her under garments. The child asked back “Bra, Ma?”

 

[Noise]

I did hear something else about it but that's an udder story.

Tell us what you heard you coward

 

[84 Baby]

Tell us what you heard you coward

Not to horn in on your joke but I believe you misspelt herd