2019 ASHES: 4th Test Australia v England, Old Trafford Sept 4-9

[bazza]

4. a weird looking merkin who had a mediocre first class career until he rocked up to victoria where he scores 100s on the flat MCG

That is a bit harsh - but I can't help but feel that Harris may hit the ball better if he could open his eyes

 

[hineyrulz]

I agree with Starc's yorkers being handy, Pattinson keeps it tight but hasn't looked threatening.

They're not going to bring Carey from outside of the squad unless Paine has his arm bitten off by a rogue squirrel

So when the Admiral bites him we can get rid of both??? Pure genius AG.

 

[TheParraboy]

There is a positive for us in the defeat by the Poms and that is Ben Stokes Dad was a Rugby League international and a Rugby league coach and Ben Stokes played junior Rugby League

kiwi player who coached Serbia

Doesn't get any more positive than that, we take that into the 4th test we are a great chance....

 

[AlwaysGreen]

So when the Admiral bites him we can get rid of both??? Pure genius AG.

I've been twice as smart since my penis got disected

 

[Hutty1986]

So did the umpire who ignored the most plumb lbw of all time and cost us an Ashes series get dropped? Any accountability whatsoever?

 

[hineyrulz]

I've been twice as smart since my penis got disected

f**king Science!!!

 

[hineyrulz]

So did the umpire who ignored the most plumb lbw of all time and cost us an Ashes series get dropped? Any accountability whatsoever?

He’s been rewarded with a job in the NRL bunker.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Warnie telling people to grow up.

On Twitter.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/crick...t/news-story/2b372df066c7f15d03db0ef5b1816f1e

 

[TheParraboy]

Warnie telling people to grow up.

On Twitter.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/crick...t/news-story/2b372df066c7f15d03db0ef5b1816f1e

lol

Warne telling people to grow up, How many decades has he been slagging of Tugger when totally uncalled for?

 

[hineyrulz]

Warnie telling people to grow up.

On Twitter.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/crick...t/news-story/2b372df066c7f15d03db0ef5b1816f1e

That is the most ironic thing I have ever heard. And I support the Eels.

 

[The Vaulting Violinist]

So we have some good choices at the top of the order. For opener we have

1. Man who will get out to broad within 10 balls
2. The merkin averaging 20 in England over 3 tours and one of the worst away averages for a top order batsman this decade
3. a man with negative footwork but a reputation for surviving balls in shield cricket
4. a weird looking merkin who had a mediocre first class career until he rocked up to victoria where he scores 100s on the flat MCG

And we don’t play someone that values his wicket

Joke

 

[Pete Cash]

And we don’t play someone that values his wicket

Joke

Bancroft values his wicket but does he have the technical skills to open the batting in England

 

[Hutty1986]

lol

Warne telling people to grow up, How many decades has he been slagging of Tugger when totally uncalled for?

Steve Waugh was SELFISH.
SELFISH!!!

 

[hineyrulz]

Steve Waugh was SELFISH.
SELFISH!!!

And he made me wear a Baggy Green


Me and Junior didn’t look cool

 

[RL The greatest game]

kiwi player who coached Serbia

Doesn't get any more positive than that, we take that into the 4th test we are a great chance....

Coach in the UK as well that's how Stokes ended up playing for Engalnd

 

[Eelectrica]

Coach in the UK as well that's how Stokes ended up playing for Engalnd

Dammit, why couldn't he have coached here instead. Then Stokes would have been a fair dinkum aussie and we'd have retained the ashes!

 

[JJ]

Coach in the UK as well that's how Stokes ended up playing for Engalnd

Parents back in NZ

His old man is a legitimate hard man, tough as they come

 

[JJ]

Dammit, why couldn't he have coached here instead. Then Stokes would have been a fair dinkum aussie and we'd have retained the ashes!

Think how us Kiwis feel

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Matt Prior trolling Nathan Lyon is the pot calling the kettle bald

 

[Bazal]

Matt Prior trolling Nathan Lyon is the pot calling the kettle bald

What's a random Jaarpie got to do with the Ashes anyway?