2019 FW1 Sun - Eels 58-0 Broncos @ Bankwest

Discussion in 'Game Day Spoilers / Match Discussion' started by LeagueUnlimited News, Sep 8, 2019.

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Finals Week 1: Eels v Broncos

Poll closed Sep 15, 2019.
  1. Parramatta Eels

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  2. Brisbane Broncos

    18.5%
  3. Draw after Golden Point

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  1. Eelogical

    Eelogical Coach

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    Who?
     
  2. Eelogical

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    They already are.
     
  3. Hutty1986

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    :joy::joy: this is extra hilarious because i just watched American Psycho for the first time yesterday
     
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    He’s like Nathan Brown except his first name is Dylan
     
  5. Bazal

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    Patrick Bateman wishes he was as sexy as King Gutho
     
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    2 was not enough today mate.
     
  7. Mr Spock!

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    You mean there was no scrutiny when you won 5 premierships in a row????
     
  8. hineyrulz

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    Imagine how shit the Broncos would be if Dawwwwwwius and Seaplod were bald @Haynetrain
     
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  9. Bazal

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    Darius is basically Stuart Broad. What a coward
     
  10. Reflector

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    "You like the new Bankwest Stadium?"

    "It's....ok..."

    "Cumberland Oval was a little too...primitive for my tastes. But then when they opened Parramatta Stadium in '86, I think they really came into their own, commercially and as a fan experience *walks to halfway line* This whole stadium projects a clear, crisp atmosphere, and a great sense of consumate ambition, that really gives the matches a big boost. *grabs football* It's been compared to Suncorp Stadium, although I think Bankwest has a far more tribal, intimidating match-day experience."

    "Heeyyyy Parrraaaa..."

    "Yes, Broncos?"

    "Why is Arthur smiling...you guys have like...Vince Sorrenti here or something? Hahahaha-"

    "No, Broncos."

    "Is that a zero under our name on the scoreboard?"

    "Yes, it is!"

    "In 2019, we released this- *chant of SIIIIVAAAA SIIIIIIVAAAAA goes up* Maika Sivo, our most accomplished winger. One of our undisputed super wingers, a player so humble, most people probably hadn't heard of him before this season- but they should've. Because our club isn't just about the pleasures of watching coke-headed fullbacks have one amazing season and the importance of letting them go to follow their dreams, but we're also a statement about giving freakish NSW Cup players a chance to shine. Hey Broncos!"

    *looks up*

    "AAAAAAAAAAARGH!"

    *Crowd chants SIIIIIIVAAAA SIIIIIIIIVAAAAAA SIIIIIVAAAAAAA*

    "TRY GOING MORE THAN 15 YEARS WITHOUT A PREMIERSHIP NOW YOU F**KING SUPERLEAGUE BASTARDS!"

     
  11. Bazal

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    This might be the best post ever made.
     
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  12. The unknown

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  13. Bazal

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    Well I mean they were half right.

    They weren't even good enough to make up the numbers
     
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    How the f**k does someone get banned by a forum as much as this dope gets banned by BigFooty?
     
  15. Loose Cannon

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    Yep, Broncos couldn’t make up a number.

    Meanwhile, Eels had no issues making up 58 consecutive numbers.

    How prophetic!
     
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    I just hope it's not a Roosters/Melbourne GF from here on in, I don't think many neutrals want to see that
     
  17. DaveMc

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    It can’t be
     
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  18. This Year?

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    Just logged in to say hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.*fart*
    Bwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *chuckle*
     
  19. GongPanther

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    Boom-tish!
     
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    Eye contact?
     

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