You mean there was no scrutiny when you won 5 premierships in a row????You know what this clubs biggest issue is? Scrutiny. Constant scrutiny. No coach worth a pinch of shizen wants to come here, because the NRL have fostered an environment where the best coaches are the ones that find ways to push the boundaries of the rules the furthest while getting away with it. So of course the likes of Melbourne and Roosters can do it to their hearts content.
this is extra hilarious because i just watched American Psycho for the first time yesterday
"You like the new Bankwest Stadium?"
"Cumberland Oval was a little too...primitive for my tastes. But then when they opened Parramatta Stadium in '86, I think they really came into their own, commercially and as a fan experience *walks to halfway line* This whole stadium projects a clear, crisp atmosphere, and a great sense of consumate ambition, that really gives the matches a big boost. *grabs football* It's been compared to Suncorp Stadium, although I think Bankwest has a far more tribal, intimidating match-day experience."
"Why is Arthur smiling...you guys have like...Vince Sorrenti here or something? Hahahaha-"
"Is that a zero under our name on the scoreboard?"
"Yes, it is!"
"In 2019, we released this- *chant of SIIIIVAAAA SIIIIIIVAAAAA goes up* Maika Sivo, our most accomplished winger. One of our undisputed super wingers, a player so humble, most people probably hadn't heard of him before this season- but they should've. Because our club isn't just about the pleasures of watching coke-headed fullbacks have one amazing season and the importance of letting them go to follow their dreams, but we're also a statement about giving freakish NSW Cup players a chance to shine. Hey Broncos!"
*Crowd chants SIIIIIIVAAAA SIIIIIIIIVAAAAAA SIIIIIVAAAAAAA*
"TRY GOING MORE THAN 15 YEARS WITHOUT A PREMIERSHIP NOW YOU F**KING SUPERLEAGUE BASTARDS!"