2019 FW1 Sun - Eels 58-0 Broncos @ Bankwest

[Eelogical]

Gutho seems like the kind of bloke who jerks off to videos of him jerking off

No mirrors at your place?

 

[Bazal]

No mirrors at your place?

Hutty is a Dragons fan

They do everything in the dark

 

[Reflector]

He’d have a mirror on the ceiling above his bed.

*Random NRL groupie* "Oh Clint! Oh! Oh yeah!"

*Gutho* "Oh yeah Gutho! Gutho you stud!"

 

[Parramatta1947]

That was the perfect game from us. The Storm is a different scenario.

I do want to give credit to the Pony players who did appreciate the few supporters who were still there at the end.

 

[Eelogical]

I need a new dick.

What's the problem? We all thought you had more than one.

 

[Eelogical]

Dylan Brown remember that name folks.

Who?

 

[Eelogical]

We definitely need to kick Queensland out of the country now.

They already are.

 

[Hutty1986]

*Random NRL groupie* "Oh Clint! Oh! Oh yeah!"

*Gutho* "Oh yeah Gutho! Gutho you stud!"

this is extra hilarious because i just watched American Psycho for the first time yesterday

 

[BranVan3000]

Who?

He’s like Nathan Brown except his first name is Dylan

 

[Bazal]

this is extra hilarious because i just watched American Psycho for the first time yesterday

Patrick Bateman wishes he was as sexy as King Gutho

 

[hineyrulz]

What's the problem? We all thought you had more than one.

2 was not enough today mate.

 

[Mr Spock!]

You know what this clubs biggest issue is? Scrutiny. Constant scrutiny. No coach worth a pinch of shizen wants to come here, because the NRL have fostered an environment where the best coaches are the ones that find ways to push the boundaries of the rules the furthest while getting away with it. So of course the likes of Melbourne and Roosters can do it to their hearts content.

You mean there was no scrutiny when you won 5 premierships in a row????

 

[hineyrulz]

Imagine how shit the Broncos would be if Dawwwwwwius and Seaplod were bald @Haynetrain

 

[Bazal]

Imagine how shit the Broncos would be if Dawwwwwwius and Seaplod were bald @Haynetrain

Darius is basically Stuart Broad. What a coward

 

[Reflector]

this is extra hilarious because i just watched American Psycho for the first time yesterday

"You like the new Bankwest Stadium?"

"It's....ok..."

"Cumberland Oval was a little too...primitive for my tastes. But then when they opened Parramatta Stadium in '86, I think they really came into their own, commercially and as a fan experience *walks to halfway line* This whole stadium projects a clear, crisp atmosphere, and a great sense of consumate ambition, that really gives the matches a big boost. *grabs football* It's been compared to Suncorp Stadium, although I think Bankwest has a far more tribal, intimidating match-day experience."

"Heeyyyy Parrraaaa..."

"Yes, Broncos?"

"Why is Arthur smiling...you guys have like...Vince Sorrenti here or something? Hahahaha-"

"No, Broncos."

"Is that a zero under our name on the scoreboard?"

"Yes, it is!"

"In 2019, we released this- *chant of SIIIIVAAAA SIIIIIIVAAAAA goes up* Maika Sivo, our most accomplished winger. One of our undisputed super wingers, a player so humble, most people probably hadn't heard of him before this season- but they should've. Because our club isn't just about the pleasures of watching coke-headed fullbacks have one amazing season and the importance of letting them go to follow their dreams, but we're also a statement about giving freakish NSW Cup players a chance to shine. Hey Broncos!"

*looks up*

"AAAAAAAAAAARGH!"

*Crowd chants SIIIIIIVAAAA SIIIIIIIIVAAAAAA SIIIIIVAAAAAAA*

"TRY GOING MORE THAN 15 YEARS WITHOUT A PREMIERSHIP NOW YOU F**KING SUPERLEAGUE BASTARDS!"

 

[Bazal]

"You like the new Bankwest Stadium?"

"It's....ok..."

"Cumberland Oval was a little too...primitive for my tastes. But then when they opened Parramatta Stadium in '86, I think they really came into their own, commercially and as a fan experience *walks to halfway line* This whole stadium projects a clear, crisp atmosphere, and a great sense of consumate ambition, that really gives the matches a big boost. *grabs football* It's been compared to Suncorp Stadium, although I think Bankwest has a far more tribal, intimidating match-day experience."

"Heeyyyy Parrraaaa..."

"Yes, Broncos?"

"Why is Arthur smiling...you guys have like...Vince Sorrenti here or something? Hahahaha-"

"No, Broncos."

"Is that a zero under our name on the scoreboard?"

"Yes, it is!"

"In 2019, we released this- *chant of SIIIIVAAAA SIIIIIIVAAAAA goes up* Maika Sivo, our most accomplished winger. One of our undisputed super wingers, a player so humble, most people probably hadn't heard of him before this season- but they should've. Because our club isn't just about the pleasures of watching coke-headed fullbacks have one amazing season and the importance of letting them go to follow their dreams, but we're also a statement about giving freakish NSW Cup players a chance to shine. Hey Broncos!"

*looks up*

"AAAAAAAAAAARGH!"

*Crowd chants SIIIIIIVAAAA SIIIIIIIIVAAAAAA SIIIIIVAAAAAAA*

"TRY GOING MORE THAN 15 YEARS WITHOUT A PREMIERSHIP NOW YOU F**KING SUPERLEAGUE BASTARDS!"

This might be the best post ever made.

 

[The unknown]

 

[Bazal]

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Well I mean they were half right.

They weren't even good enough to make up the numbers

 

[t-ba]

You poor dear

How the f**k does someone get banned by a forum as much as this dope gets banned by BigFooty?

 

[Loose Cannon]

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Yep, Broncos couldn’t make up a number.

Meanwhile, Eels had no issues making up 58 consecutive numbers.

How prophetic!