The Silverdale Phantom
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To continue with the Sex Pistols theme..
Bellamy's an ass I heard the other day
In the open graves where the opposing players lay
Wresting is fun and I wish you were here
They chicken winged & grappled those held dear
Oh dear
Wrestling coaches on the march
Smash their bodies in the starch
See them all injured one by one
Guess it's broken, It's not sad
So bad
Cameron is an ass I heard the other day
In the filing cabinets two contracts lay
Life is fun and I wish Vonny was here…
f**king awesome!
People said we couldn’t play
They called us loud mouthed smugs
But the only score that really counts
Is against the merkin scrotes.
The eels they tried to take our place
The filth tried to claim the west
But Arthurs bent over fully now
And says smug is the best!
The time is right to beat the storm
Those purple merkin swindlers
The time is right to take the comp!
Merkin storm swindlers
Purple douche swindlers
Cam smith swindlers
Merkin storm!
swindle? They be merkii!