2021 Game I - NSW 50-6 QLD @ QCBS Townsville

[Reflector]

Cam looks SO dejected on the panel

I am drunk and I am high (even though I'm usually strictly business until the weekend) and I would take you all in my bed right f**king now

 

[Gary Gutful]

Probably since the start of the pandemic when all the mongoloids fled NSW for a better life and brought down QLD’s collective IQ. No one wants to live with f*cking COVID.

Did you put too much Vodka in your man shake?

 

[SBD82]

Gal in the blues change room interviewing players is giving me PTSD from all those years of watching that pretender butcher the blues chances.

 

[jargan83]

South East Qld going to rush through legislation to let Nth Qld secede after that.

They certainly don't get Origin up north.

 

[Sphagnum]

Pre-match would have felt different but. How was it in the town in terms of getting around etc? I imagine it would have been crazy.

“How the f**k would I know? I was busy getting munted with Sam Friday”

 

[Gary Gutful]

Gal in the blues change room interviewing players is giving me PTSD from all those years of watching that pretender butcher the blues chances.

"So boys, how does it feel to win? No, seriously...how does it feel?"

 

[This Year?]

"So boys, how does it feel to win? No, seriously...how does it feel?"

It feels f**king scary!!

 

[hineyrulz]

All of LU NSW fans tomorrow morning

 

[SBD82]

"So boys, how does it feel to win? No, seriously...how does it feel?"

The merkin probably still thinks he could improve their attack in the opposition 20.

 

[hineyrulz]

Did you put too much Vodka in your man shake?

No, he's like this naturally.

 

[DOGS AND EELS!!!]

-Haas destroyed Tino
-Luai smoked Munster
-Sims and Murray done over Fifita and Kaufusi

I thought Harry Grant player pretty good considering the circumstances.

 

[Reflector]

Gagai is usually rubbish at club level and turns up in origin, he's been in such good club form that something had to give

Gagai is to Origin what Moses is to Parra-

You see him everywhere when his team have a roll-on or are on top (usually through the work of someone else) but when his team is losing or down on their luck you can forget he's playing

I don't care how unpopular the opinion is, but his so-called Origin prowess has more to do with the fact it suits the narrative of "Qld NRL players always grow 10 feet tall when they put the maroon jersey on". If Gagai wore sky blue he'd be regarded as a stable Origin player who you could rely on not to shit the bed. That would be it.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Scumeron Smith fishing for motivation from Fitler there.

 

[Munky]

The merkin probably still thinks he could improve their attack in the opposition 20.

I'd almost forgotten his fourth and last tackle getting the ball at first receiver constantly.

 

[Exsilium]

Was the gentlemen's agreement by DCE to play like softcocks???

DCE is a mong. He’d be behind the post saying shit like “Team, we’re not running our systems. We need to focus on our contact points and our play the ball speed is down by half a second I am told. This is providing an advantage to the New South Wales Blues team. We need to look within ourselves to find some passion in the Queensland Maroons jersey.

Let’s reset and play some State of Origin football please”

 

[Nealo 12]

Did you put too much Vodka in your man shake?

Never tried it but it’s on the to do list

 

[roofromoz]

Thought I just saw Mark Latham in the Blues sheds.

But then I thought that even if he was offered a chance, he would have probably said no based on the team being too woke or some bullshit like that.

 

[Gary Gutful]

DCE is a mong. He’d be behind the post saying shit like “Team, we’re not running our systems. We need to focus on our contact points and our play the ball speed is down by half a second I am told. This is providing an advantage to the New South Wales Blues team. We need to look within ourselves to find some passion in the Queensland Maroons jersey.

Let’s reset and play some State of Origin football please”

All while sniffing his own farts.

 

[Sphagnum]

DCE is a mong. He’d be behind the post saying shit like “Team, we’re not running our systems. We need to focus on our contact points and our play the ball speed is down by half a second I am told. This is providing an advantage to the New South Wales Blues team. We need to look within ourselves to find some passion in the Queensland Maroons jersey.

Let’s reset and play some State of Origin football please”

“Hey sutto, give us a hand mate, we’re getting shat on”

 

[stryker]

Munster often fails to step up in games like this.
He was dreadful tonight with near on zero impact.
There are some horrible plodders in this QLD squad. We ambushed the series and snuck home last year but that’s 3 years in a row now that they have copped a hiding during the series. Doubt it will be the last one this year as well...