2023/24 Off season antics

[Last Week]

What a f**k wit. Just own it you coward.

 

[Captain Apollo]

 

[TheDMC]

Surely he was just prepping ingredients to cook pancakes at home and wanted to make sure the sugar wasn't stale.

You obviously don't bake.

Baking-powder, not sugar.

 

[_Johnsy]

What a f**k wit. Just own it you coward.

It worked for Munster, Cheese and some nuffie. A slap on the wrist, why is anyone expecting this to be any different?

 

[Munky]

You obviously don't bake.

Baking-powder, not sugar.

Icing sugar though...

 

[Showtime]

Apparently not Coke, just a joke gone wrong...

Also, in other news, I just saw some pigs fly past my window

Lucky he had one of those not so common small clip seal bags that only drug dealers use, lying around to create this funny “joke”.

 

[Penrose Warrior]

Apparently not Coke, just a joke gone wrong...

Also, in other news, I just saw some pigs fly past my window

Haha yeah, because the week after the season ends, players tend to do crosswords and knit. Definitely not their go to do drugs. And kudos to Val for setting up the gag so early - he just happened to have a little bag, and some sugar in the cupboard, to pull off this joke.

He should get a bigger fine for treating us all like dumb f**ks. Or if we're going to insist it was for the LOLs, fine him for being dumb enough to think an Origin player doing a coke gag is funny, or anything less than f**king outrageously stupid. Joel Clinton got fined $50,000 for a root, Val should get more.

We should start a thread of outrageous NRL quotes that suggest they think we're stupid. Like Kalyn 'I was feeling sick and needed a mate' Ponga, and Wayne 'I won't coach club X' Bennett.

 

[t-ba]

Lucky he had one of those not so common small clip seal bags that only drug dealers use, lying around to create this funny “joke”.

I have tons of these.

But mine is for cool shit, spares bits from warhammer kits.

 

[SLRBRONCOS]

It was just a joke guys, my pupils always look like piss holes in the snow.

 

[bazza]

I have tons of these.

But mine is for cool shit, spares bits from warhammer kits.

Is Val in your warhammer whatsapp group?

 

[TheDMC]

Icing sugar though...

Maybe for one micro-cupcake

 

[League Unlimited News]

 

[mave]

The NRL didnt get behind the "puerile prank" defence?

I'm shocked.
It seemed so watertight.

 

[Babyface O'reilly]

I’m hoping the players go creative this year and put together a proper porno with the biggest controversy being that one of the ‘actors’ is the daughter/niece of a senior politician. V’landys then uses it as blackmail to get new stadiums.

 

[Captain Apollo]

 

[Captain Apollo]

Holmes’ fines set to reach $100k as Cowboys come down hard on star over ‘white bag’ scandal

Holmes’ fines set to reach $100k as Cowboys come down hard on star over ‘white bag’ scandal

www.foxsports.com.au

 

[This Year?]

Grand final week and no new stories.
Disappointing.

 

[t-ba]

Grand final week and no new stories.
Disappointing.

Don't worry mate the week is young and the number of Beach Clubs in Bali only grows...

 

[bazza]

Grand final week and no new stories.
Disappointing.

maybe the media is building up to what we can be outraged about the post grand final celebrations

 

[Someguy]

maybe the media is building up to what we can be outraged about the post grand final celebrations

have to love that people get outraged that some kids from west Sydney housing commission found a way to have a successful life. These journos should stick to covering Rugby.