2023 Season Predictions

[strider]

Elie went to Roosters

The first rookie to make NRL debut? Elie El-Zakhem (for the chooks)

Fixed

(Actually i think gary might be taking the piss)

 

[Gary Gutful]

Fkn Roosters!

 

[Gary Gutful]

You're thinking of Ellie Goulding.

Phil Goulding’s daughter.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

 

[Gary Gutful]

The only time Hey Hey it’s Saturday was funny was when that merkin was on.

 

[hindy111]

The only time Hey Hey it’s Saturday was funny was when that merkin was on.

What about when they smashed a pie in Kamahls face and covered him in white powder and humiliated him for being black?

 

[hineyrulz]

What about when they smashed a pie in Kamahls face and covered him in white powder and humiliated him for being black?

Why are people so unkind???

 

[hindy111]

Why are people so unkind???

I was to young to understand what was happening. The poor merkin was left traumatised by Darryl Sommers and Aussie Ostrich.

 

[hineyrulz]

I was to young to understand what was happening. The poor merkin was left traumatised by Darryl Sommers and Aussie Ostrich.

Analed by an Ostrich

 

[hindy111]

Analed by an Ostrich

Would you rather be analed by Darryl?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

What about when they smashed a pie in Kamahls face and covered him in white powder and humiliated him for being black?

I thought it was for having a funny accent.

 

[hineyrulz]

Would you rather be analed by Darryl?

Talk about Red Faces.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

*Feces

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Where will we finish?
2nd on the ladder, then take the whole f**ker out!
If we don’t win it, who will?
Panthers. Still to many good players in that merkin of a side.
Best player?
Moses. Having the sprog will see him become an elite player.
Biggest disappointment?
Taupau. Brain fades & penalties all year long.
The first rookie to make NRL debut?
Mataele.
Surprise packet?
Hodgo. Will stay healthy and kill it. Every merkin on TV will be bowing to the golden trolley boy.
Breakout year?
Doorey. Gets back to full health, realises his hole penetrating potential.
Best retention?
Penisini. Future captain and class centre for the next 10 years.
The biggest name we let go?
Sivo & Blake. Wouldn’t surprise if Catto caused a scene throughout the year if one of Hopgood/Murchie/Rodwell usurped him.
Biggest signing?
Sione Katoa.

 

[Avenger]

The biggest name we let go? Gutherson

Biggest signing? Roger Tuivasa-Sheck

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Very interesting. However there is more chance of me wearing a pronoun t -shirt.

 

[the phantom menace]

Which pronoun shirt would you choose?

 

[Avenger]

Which pronoun shirt would you choose?

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Take a guess.

 

[the phantom menace]

I didn't even know pronoun shirts existed until you mentioned them - some good ones (for and against) come up in search.

 

[Avenger]

I didn't even know pronoun shirts existed until you mentioned them - some good ones (for and against) come up in search.

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I got one for Xmas as a shit stir.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I'm confident Waqa Blake is going to suprise in a good way.

By announcing his retirement?