2025 First coach sacked

[Marshall_magic]

As long as the hot chick stays in the tigers box I don't care who else is there

Every round 1 my anxiety is not about whether we come last again, it’s whether she will be back for another season.

I originally thought she was there to administer Sheens’ medication and put him down for his naps. Maybe Benji is a fan, which makes me want Benji to stay forever

 

[wittyfan]

Power rankings after Round 2:

Payten
Hasler
Flanagan

 

[Valheru]

Assuming there will be a coach sacked this season, the only viable answer right now is Payten.

Everyone else would need something pretty drastic from here.

 

[Wizardman]

Assuming there will be a coach sacked this season, the only viable answer right now is Payten.

Everyone else would need something pretty drastic from here.

I absolutely think Payten will get the punt at some point this year......and very likely to be the first.

My power rankings remain the same as last week.

1. Payten
2. Webster
3. Benji

 

[Nuke]

I'm finding it difficult to see any coaches being relieved of duty this year mid-season.

Biggest hurdle that should be considered is: Who is out there waiting for a gig that's going to be an improvement on 'x' club's current coach?

 

[flippikat]

I'm finding it difficult to see any coaches being relieved of duty this year mid-season.

Biggest hurdle that should be considered is: Who is out there waiting for a gig that's going to be an improvement on 'x' club's current coach?

That's just it - chances are that any replacement will be a current assistant coach who's not proven at head coach level.

Now that's some gamble right there.

 

[Gobsmacked]

Ryles is safe for the season you'd think but with these results.. got me thinking, what is the shortest coaching career?

 

[Bazal]

Ryles is safe for the season you'd think but with these results.. got me thinking, what is the shortest coaching career?

I mean is he safe if he goes 0-12? 0-15? I'm not sure it's ever been a thing before.

As an Eels fan, I've never seen us play so badly. Genuinely. We've had years where the cattle were just awful, but they tried and you could at least see what the coach was trying to get them to do. I get the argument that it's two games in etc, but I haven't seen a single sign of a game plan or a defensive structure from us at all.

But anyone is better than BA @hineyrulz

 

[hineyrulz]

I mean is he safe if he goes 0-12? 0-15? I'm not sure it's ever been a thing before.

As an Eels fan, I've never seen us play so badly. Genuinely. We've had years where the cattle were just awful, but they tried and you could at least see what the coach was trying to get them to do. I get the argument that it's two games in etc, but I haven't seen a single sign of a game plan or a defensive structure from us at all.

But anyone is better than BA @hineyrulz

Shoulda stuck with Sir Baldalot for at least another 4 or 5 seasons to give him the chance to show what he can do.

Ryles may be a poor choice to replace your buddy Brad but punting that bald imposter wasn’t wrong.

 

[Bazal]

Shoulda stuck with Sir Baldalot for at least another 4 or 5 seasons to give him the chance to show what he can do.

Ryles may be a poor choice to replace your buddy Brad but punting that bald imposter wasn’t wrong.

Bruv all I ever said was if we replace him let's make sure we get someone at least as good. Hilarious how many people shat themselves over that position.

Turns out not anyone is better.

 

[Diesel]

Ryles is safe for the season you'd think but with these results.. got me thinking, what is the shortest coaching career?

Warriors’s had a new coach for the 2012 season, 3 year deal, standard stuff & didn’t see out the first season. That’d take some beating

 

[Valheru]

I mean is he safe if he goes 0-12? 0-15? I'm not sure it's ever been a thing before.

As an Eels fan, I've never seen us play so badly. Genuinely. We've had years where the cattle were just awful, but they tried and you could at least see what the coach was trying to get them to do. I get the argument that it's two games in etc, but I haven't seen a single sign of a game plan or a defensive structure from us at all.

But anyone is better than BA @hineyrulz

The Titans were a lot like this to start last season under a new coach (new to the club). It was genuinely hard to see them winning a game based on the first month of the season. They ended up going 8-10 after their first 6 though

 

[hineyrulz]

Bruv all I ever said was if we replace him let's make sure we get someone at least as good. Hilarious how many people shat themselves over that position.

Turns out not anyone is better.

How can we judge after 2 games?? No Moses and a 1.3m dollar half that refuses to have a crack.

We have a 950k captain and forward leader doing an excellent impersonation of Timmy Mannah circa 2019 with a bad spray tan. The worst players have been the experienced Bea Arthur loyalists. If Ryles is guilty of anything he’s gone for too much too soon but is their any right way to blow up a footy team?? It should of happened years ago.

 

[Bazal]

How can we judge after 2 games?? No Moses and a 1.3m dollar half that refuses to have a crack.

We have a 950k captain and forward leader doing an excellent impersonation of Timmy Mannah circa 2019 with a bad spray tan. The worst players have been the experienced Bea Arthur loyalists. If Ryles is guilty of anything he’s gone for too much too soon but is their any right way to blow up a footy team?? It should of happened years ago.

But anyone was better...Ryles hasn't even looked like he has a game plan, or a defensive structure. The literal first two steps in game day prep.

Tbh I'm gonna ride this schadenfreude to death. This is what the fans wanted

 

[hineyrulz]

But anyone was better...Ryles hasn't even looked like he has a game plan, or a defensive structure. The literal first two steps in game day prep.

Tbh I'm gonna ride this schadenfreude to death. This is what the fans wanted

But you were happy to ride Baldies dick for years lol. How many flogging’s were acceptable under Baldie??? Have a look at the side being trotted out at the moment??

What do you honestly expect?? It’s the selfish senior players who have been the worst. That spine is hot garbage and the bench looked Q Cup standard. Anyway he at least needs 11 seasons to show what he can do huh that’s the standard for this club.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

This is the hidden tragedy of bad coaches. It tears families and friends apart.

 

[reanimate]

This is the hidden tragedy of ba(l)d coaches. It tears families and friends apart.

Added a letter.

 

[hineyrulz]

This is the hidden tragedy of bad coaches. It tears families and friends apart.

*Bald

 

[EppingEel]

I mean is he safe if he goes 0-12? 0-15? I'm not sure it's ever been a thing before.

As an Eels fan, I've never seen us play so badly. Genuinely. We've had years where the cattle were just awful, but they tried and you could at least see what the coach was trying to get them to do. I get the argument that it's two games in etc, but I haven't seen a single sign of a game plan or a defensive structure from us at all.

But anyone is better than BA @hineyrulz

How did Ciraldo go in year 1?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Ryles is dealing with a whole culture of ineptitude. If he's given scope to change the whole culture he's a chance, if not he'll be bald within the year.