2025 R2 Fri - Penrith 32-38 Sydney @ CommBank

[The Silverdale Phantom]

We don’t often get to poke fun at a smuggie loss this decade:

 

[blue bags]

I'm The only one who clicked on Rooster's to win
It's a Funny Game

 

[Wizardman]

That was a Ferrari going against a Datsun 510 with a dodgy gearbox

I'm completely unsurprised

Some men thought Robbo was going to get the punt this week...lol

 

[Captain Apollo]

The only thing the commentators talked about more than Roosters missing players is Edwards' groin.

Hasn't been a more talked about groin since Ricky Stuart's in the lead up to the 1991 Grand Final.

Which is even funnier since Ivan said during the post match press conference that is thought to be a quadriceps strain instead.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Some men thought Robbo was going to get the punt this week...lol

Go back to his tin foil hat days.

That rooster defence looked so shaky and pensive that first 15, they were almost blushing to be out there.

Enter Angus at his Magic mushroom psychotic best, the turd dissing Dylan in tackles and even the cuddly Chadster wore a determined fake grimace for the second quarter.

Ivan usually doesn’t need to tape these games for a review, they got rid of team home theatre 4 years ago. Turned it into a sauna for the teams pets.

Whoever is playing the panthers next week is f**ked.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Penrith have conceded 33% of the amount of points they conceded in the regular season in 2024 in only 8% of the games. Deary me, the defence is as tired as Ivan looks.