2026 R1 Thu - Melbourne 52-4 Parramatta @ AAMI

[skeepe]

Two years in a row, the Eels are eliminated in round 1.

 

[ouwet]

See as a Penrith Supporter, I should be giving you a standing ovation on this rant, however…. On these forums at least, you’re such a dick and Bankstown is an absolute, unadulterated shit hole by comparison to Parra.

Get some teeth riff man... if they dont have dentists in Penrith you can venture to Sydney!

 

[Vic Mackey]

Don’t the storm realize that parra hold ALL THE CARDS

 

[Wb1234]

Losing paps and nas has helped the storm

 

[Diesel]

50

 

[hineyrulz]

Ok see you merkins next year.

 

[The Man Shake]

Play Benny Hill instead of that hey baby shite.

 

[Woody90]

3 games into 2026 and we’ve already lost one lol

 

[NrlCoach]

Season over for parra

 

[Canard]

If only the Storm had Lomax!

 

[Fangs]

Andddd there it is.

Refs and the bunker were an absolute disgrace in the first half. They shouldn't be officiating again this weekend. But Parra in the end deserve this result. They just haven't completed and are allergic to the fundamentals tonight.

 

[This Year?]

One game and all that, beaten pack yadda yadda but f**k the whole Pezet wankfest in the off-season looks like a whole lot of noise over nothing.

It's pretty much a gap year for Pezet.

 

[Wb1234]

Storm wanted to play Lomax at fullback too didn’t they ?

 

[Diesel]

Season over for parra

Only took 77 minutes

 

[moffla]

Enjoy the $250k. You can buy more pokies with it or something

 

[Canard]

Andddd there it is.

Refs and the bunker were an absolute disgrace in the first half. They shouldn't be officiating again this weekend. But Parra in the end deserve this result. They just haven't completed and are allergic to the fundamentals tonight.

52 to 4.

But "We wuz robbed"!

 

[The Man Shake]

This is why Melbourne won't win the comp, when they smell blood they play all of their cards and just go all out attack instead of just using the rest of the game to get their defence in order.

 

[mongoose]

This is why Melbourne won't win the comp, when they smell blood they play all of their cards and just go all out attack instead of just using the rest of the game to get their defence in order.

the storm winning by 50 is why they wont win the comp? interesting take

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Someone say the 3 magic words for @Mr. Shaman

Holy shit the season has started? Lulz

 

[Michael Matral]

Season over in round 1...park footy at its worst..NRL did job on the Eels in the first 20 mins..they joined the dots for the rest