2026 R1 Thu - Melbourne 52-4 Parramatta @ AAMI

[hineyrulz]

It's pretty much a gap year for Pezet.

*Gape

 

[This Year?]

Poor Zac.

 

[Saxon]

Two years in a row, the Eels are eliminated in round 1.

Don't you mean Eeliminated?

 

[reanimate]

Two years in a row, the Eels are eliminated in round 1.

Surely Ryles should be suspended for that.

 

[cain3y]

Two years in a row, the Eels are eliminated in round 1.

Might as well get your season over and done with in round one then give false hope.

 

[This Year?]

Surely Ryles should be suspended for that.

3 weeks with early guilty plea.

 

[Marshall_magic]

Better luck in 2027 Parra

 

[cain3y]

the storm winning by 50 is why they wont win the comp? interesting take

No, the Storm not showing patience is why they won't win the comp.

 

[colly]

Two years in a row, the Eels are eliminated in round 1.

Why not have broncos v storm R1, why not?

 

[Someone2]

The draw is meant to be random

why are the Eels made to play storm in Melbourne RD 1 every year

 

[TroyJax]

Saw a homeless woman wearing a Parra jersey sitting outside an Aldi holding a cup.
Brought her a drink and some biscuits hoping she gets to watch the game, see her team win and doesn't sleep rough tonight.

Poor old thing would have been better off dead

 

[moffla]

The draw is meant to be random

why are the Eels made to play storm in Melbourne RD 1 every year

No one has ever suggested the draw was random. It’s uneven as f**k and titled to favour broadcasting.

Until we see a time where each team plays each other an even amount of times, it’ll always be unfair

 

[lockyno1]

The Ryles coaching tenure off to a great start I see

 

[glockers]

3. Lachlan Galvin
2. Billy Slater
1. Joe Chan

 

[blue bags]

The Ryles coaching tenure off to a great start I see

2nd year wobbles

 

[blue bags]

Don’t the storm realize that parra hold ALL THE CARDS

pre season Champions EELS

 

[Someguy]

A few take away a as a Storm supporter

no Trent Loiero killing the ball play in middle of field, giving dumb penalties or just straight dropping the ball makes the Storm a much better team

Fa’alogo looks to frantic and will be quite ineffective against good defensive teams

Despite the score the defence looks very exploitable, Parra was able to gain solid momentum on many a set but unable to compete, I reckon they leak plenty of points this season

Cooper Clark looks like a very solid addition to the team, Tui played his best game in forever

 

[Barney Stubble]

Storm 2027 be like ....
So who's season we ending in round one this year ?

 

[Canard]

The draw is meant to be random

why are the Eels made to play storm in Melbourne RD 1 every year

The draw is random?

Holy f**k, where did you come up with that nugget??

Hahaha

 

[Captain Apollo]

I turned the match off after 5 minutes of the second half. The Eels, as a team, shot themselves in the foot so many times it cause then to proverbially fall over. So many stupid pushed passes that resulted in turnovers ensured Melbourne would run away with it as the Eels were too gassed from defending for long periods.