2nd Ashes Test: Australia v England D/N @ Adelaide 16-20, 2021

[2 weeks]

12 overs, and no one's even gone BANG yet

Warner should take the power surge now , and get Usman in as X factor for Harris and we will get the bash boost imo

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Need to get a move on if we wanna Declare at dinner and get them batting under lights.

 

[Bazal]

Zinger Bails FFS!!!

Don't let Finchy near the bastards

 

[hineyrulz]

Need to get a move on if we wanna Declare at dinner and get them batting under lights.

Need to start dictating turds FFS!!!

Better body language and some more chat!!

 

[2 weeks]

If Warner gets a ton today Candice has promised to do him in the dunnies at the Cloey Hotel

 

[Hutty1986]

If Warner gets a ton today Candice has promised to do him in the dunnies at the Cloey Hotel

Normally he likes to be called Daddy, but this time he wanted to be called Sonny

 

[AlwaysGreen]

12 overs in the first hour, these merkins will be lucky to bowl 70 overs in the day unless Captain Lesbian bowls unchanged for 5 hours.

 

[2 weeks]

12 overs in the first hour, these merkins will be lucky to bowl 70 overs in the day unless Captain Lesbian bowls unchanged for 5 hours.

 

[roofromoz]

OMG Tim Rogers!!!

Surprised Mark Howard didn't say how much of a Norf supporter he is. Will be counselled accordingly for not dropping in the AFL reference.

 

[Mr Spock!]

England needs more right arm medium bowlers....5's obviously not enough.

 

[Twizzle]

I wonder if our selectors have realised that Harris is not a test batsman yet.

 

[Hutty1986]

Fmd this pindick is toying with Marnus here

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Slowest Quiney ever

 

[AlwaysGreen]

f**k the barmy army.

 

[Eelectrica]

1/30 off our 20. How we ever going to defend that.
A little under par.

 

[hineyrulz]

1/30 off our 20. How we ever going to defend that.
A little under par.

The big Bash Booooooost point is good as gone mate

 

[AlwaysGreen]

England should have just rolled out a bowling machine, these 5 pricks all bowl the same.

 

[blaza88z]

The ever so charismatic Simon Taufel

 

[JJ]

1/30 off our 20. How we ever going to defend that.
A little under par.

Don’t forget to add 2/20

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Suck a dick for having staggered slips.