2nd Ashes Test: Australia v England D/N @ Adelaide 16-20, 2021

[AlwaysGreen]

Jhieyyyehie looks constipated

 

[2 weeks]

The only place Harris hits them well is in the back of the throat.

Like Jeff Stryker at Spurt Gapewell's modelling shoot

 

[hineyrulz]

He looks like he has sand in his

Poor Ellen definitely does

 

[2 weeks]

Poor Ellen definitely does

That is a rare shot

She usually swallows

 

[Eelectrica]

Probably need 1 or 2 at the stumps

 

[hineyrulz]

Bowl at the f**king stumps.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Dome these merkins

 

[Smug Panther]

Nice work Craterface

 

[Front-Rower]

Can we pitch it up and bowl at the stumps

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Stank

 

[hineyrulz]

Gee we have offered up some shit with the new ball.

 

[TheParraboy]

20 overs left in the day, lose 2 for change over

No chance we send them in again

 

[Incorrect]

Nice work Craterface

Then they did a close up of him just a second ago... Oh wait, that was the moon....

 

[Hutty1986]

Wow, Richardson is ordinary

 

[TheParraboy]

Harris 15 not out tonight

Something to build on tomorrow

 

[Smug Panther]

Hmm not sure about batting here, Harris will be shitting himself

 

[yobbo84]

Why give their bowlers a chance to get some confidence? We'd have them 3/50 by stumps. Soft move.

 

[Incorrect]

Marcus Harris running off the ground like he's made a bit of a mess in the gusset area of his jocks....

Wouldn't be surprised if he tells the skipper he left his kit back at the hotel to get out of batting tonight!!

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Should’ve sent them back in, open with Starc, just an over then Burns is out. Then Neser and Green.

 

[2 weeks]

Pretty good bowling effort , but imagine how little they would've got if we has Wadey steaming in , breeze running through his hair, breathing fire