2nd Ashes Test: Australia v England D/N @ Adelaide 16-20, 2021

[hineyrulz]

Scissor me Timbers!!!

 

[jargan83]

f**k off you Crab

 

[hineyrulz]

Burns luck had to run out soon, Jyhhhhhhhe has bowled well this inning.

 

[King hit]

Good catch my captain

 

[Eelectrica]

Smithy not dropping that one
Good bowling from JR

 

[Sphagnum]

Excellent bowling. The future actually looks pretty bright for Australian cricket if we can find some openers

 

[2 weeks]

Rory Burns reminds me of Old Gil

 

[hineyrulz]

Good nut Greeny.

 

[2 weeks]

Excellent bowling. The future actually looks pretty bright for Australian cricket if we can find some openers

If Pukovski didn't have Boyd Cordner Disease we might be okay , but they gotta sack Harris for Usman , the poor kid is a worse bat than chris Phantom Martin

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Think we should leave Smudge as captain thanks

 

[Sphagnum]

Think we should leave Smudge as captain thanks

Sacking sir patty after 1 test? Have a spell mate.

 

[jargan83]

Starc to bowl with the horse blanket on. Someone needs to wake up Chappelli

 

[Bazal]

Starc to bowl with the horse blanket on. Someone needs to wake up Chappelli

No chance, the nursing home gives out heavy sedatives at 8pm sharp

 

[jargan83]

No chance, the nursing home gives out heavy sedatives at 8pm sharp

I can just picture Chaps tossing and turning in his sleep while muttering "John Snow", "Horse Blankets" and "Bradman" before waking up in a cold sweat.

 

[Bazal]

Ooooooooooooft

Right in the inflamed labia

 

[_snafu_]

Go easy on the fella.

 

[jargan83]

Flick the bean if it hurts Ellen

 

[Sphagnum]

Right in the vag

 

[Mr. Shaman]

 

[roofromoz]

...and then Warney tells the David Lloyd story word for word and we don't hear from him for the rest of the summer.