2nd ASHES TEST: @ Lords Jun 28 - Jul 2nd, 2023

[Ruby Roundhouse]

lyon is trolling hard

 

[Fangs]

I watch 17 overs of rubbish, take a leak and miss the first wicket

Peak cricket watching right there

Can you go take a shit? We need another 2 before the tea break.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Replacement ball.

 

[This Year?]

I don't know if I can handle any more disappointment today.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Labs’ parents overcooked him more than my misso overcooks steak.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Cummins and Lyon gonna have to take 5 wickets each somehow,Haze and Starc have the tiny brain disease

 

[LeedsRhinos]

This is sensational, this is Bazball, this is England.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

It's all gone quiet over there!

 

[Fangs]

This is boring as bat shit.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

It's all gone quiet over there!

It’s 1:30am ya toothless git

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Oh no, Lyon dead. Goodbye Ashes.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Lulz Ollie Dope

 

[Mr. Shaman]

f**king Green, Root gone for 1 caught behind but he overstepped.. FFS.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Starciepies got the lesbian!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

This overstepping bullshit. Sack the bowling coach.

4/222 Good fightback as the cult members decide to entertain us by throwing their wickets away.

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

 

[Fangs]

I do like one day cricket a lot but I was hoping go watch a test.

No chance in this series. Baz works hard and his team plays hard

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Ffs labs you spergy merkin

 

[Hutty1986]

Lyon gone, think we're gone too tbh

 

[hineyrulz]

What a shit day, batted like dumb merkins threw most of our wickets away and then bowled dross. Just needed a good day and the had one hand on the Ashes. What happened to sir Baldalot??