2nd ASHES TEST: @ Lords Jun 28 - Jul 2nd, 2023

[Bazal]

These tactics, my f**king god.

 

[This Year?]

Atherton admits it.

 

[SLRBRONCOS]

This booing is just too much. Someone best check on Pippen

shot not

 

[hineyrulz]

Absolute mindless short shit, and then give him the single. Paddy isn't a captains arsehole we are just waiting for him to make a mistake. It's like Headingley 2019. Why are they calling wides today???

 

[This Year?]

If he caught that I would have ejaculated.

 

[BunniesMan]

Why would you even leave the crease that quickly?

It's an unwritten rule. How long does he have to stay there? If he stayed another 0.5 seconds? 1 second? 1.5? Aren't we constantly complaining about slow over rates and now every ball we want to slow down? That every single time it goes through to the keeper and the batsman is not trying to score a run it is still in play?

 

[Fangs]

Stuart Broad is officially the biggest wanker in world cricket.

If that wasn't confirmed already.

 

[hineyrulz]

Stokes has struggled all series, we are just playing him back into form.

 

[This Year?]

It's times like this I miss Boland.

 

[Sphagnum]

I’m having a dilemma now about whether I believe the bunniesmong/leedswino take on the bairstow wicket or the Simon Taufel one

 

[BunniesMan]

Doesn't even know the rules

Whinges about the "spirit of cricket"

I meant in spirit, even if not technically. I actually know the rule as was just said on air now but that is not the spirit

 

[hineyrulz]

It's an unwritten rule. How long does he have to stay there? If he stayed another 0.5 seconds? 1 second? 1.5? Aren't we constantly complaining about slow over rates and now every ball we want to slow down? That every single time it goes through to the keeper and the batsman is not trying to score a run it is still in play?

Do you ever not have a shit take on everything??

 

[Bazal]

It's an unwritten rule. How long does he have to stay there?

Until the ball is dead, ya dumb bottom.

 

[Eelectrica]

None at the stumps

 

[yobbo84]

Hahaha what a precious bunch

 

[SLRBRONCOS]

Lol f**k off Broad, you're still losing hair follicles ten fold your run rate

 

[some11]

Yeah very funny broad. Maybe if fatso did that he'd still be there.

 

[BunniesMan]

I guess stumpings don’t exist then

Obviously that is completely different as the batsman is out of his crease during the motion of playing a shot. Bairstow's movement out had nothing to do with the game. As I said earlier I compare it with that "catch" even if the letter of the law says that is not a catch, we all know it was.

Even if the letter of the law technically says the ball was not dead, everyone who has ever played cricket knows in spirt the ball is dead in that context

 

[Eelectrica]

What are doing Green.

 

[Fangs]

This is embarrassing from Stuart Broad. What an absolute clown.