NZ Warrior said:
I really like that back line. I just think that semi finals footy is too big a step for Ah Van at the moment. And we need another strike player in Hohaia. Sure, he has been erratic. But he has been very solid at centre.
And don't make me slap the cursed monkey, you know I will. Call the SPCA off.
OK! OK! Let's talk. Put your hands in the air and the monkey in your........ well put him somewhere.
I've called the SPCA but they say that following a complaint from a member of the public the police are now involved. Apparantly a man was seen entering a Wellington gang house called Lovey's with the monkey on his back. A member of the police simian squad confirmed they wanted to speak to the man. He is described as a fat white racist in a Warriors jersey, he has no distinguishing features. The monkey is described as 15 to 16 years old, of medium height and slim build, quite hairy and in a NQ Cowboys jersey. The police stress that whilst it is not illegal to enter a bar with a monkey on your back they do want to check the ID of the monkey.
Meanwhile Craig Stannaway reports. "The Warriors went down in a heap on Friday night confirming their status as 'also rans'. The Warriors are noted for having Micheal Crockett in their team, a man awaiting trial for sex crimes and who has previously been sent off. The Warriors now play the Cowboys next week in a game which will end their dismal season or catapult them to Grand Final favoritism".
Meanwhile a spokesman for Lovey's refuses to confirm whether they have purchased ' a large pink building' near Mt Smart Stadium as their new Auckland headquarters.
Meanwhile a man simply calling himself ' the mean maori' says he has all the answers but is keeping them to himself.
Steve Price wouldn't comment.
Stay tuned.