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2nd Semi Final Australia v South Africa (game 51) Beausejour Stadium, St Lucia

Mr Angry

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Now people do not forget if you see a Soth African this morning, make sure you them, "Was your breakfast OK?"

When they look at you funny, just tell them you were worried as a lot of South Africans have choked this morning.

oooohhhhhhaaaaahhhhhhhh - Just awesome, fuggen legend of the sport.

PS. I also liked the change of innings show, hot chicks in bikinis fishing.
 

Munky

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JJ said:
Funny how so many Aussies seem to be both ugly winners and ugly losers. Very classy.

With South Africa it's all about the sledging in the aftermath.
 

JJ

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Munky said:
With South Africa it's all about the sledging in the aftermath.

:lol: fair enough. Just seems to me Aussies don't respond well themselves to "sledging in the aftermath"
 

TheParraboy

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Mr Angry said:
PS. I also liked the change of innings show, hot chicks in bikinis fishing.


:lol:


That chick fishing in the small pink bikini boobs popping out was damm hot

:hg:
 

El Diablo

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http://www.hindu.com/thehindu/holnus/000200704260301.htm

South Africa choke, Australia advance to final

Gros Islet, April 26 (PTI): Australia stormed into their fourth successive World Cup final as South Africa failed to break the semifinal jinx and crashed to a 7-wicket loss here on Wednesday.

The South Africans lived up to the label of world cricket's chokers as they, electing to bat on a true wicket, suffered a spectacular top order collapse and were bowled out for a meagre 149.

Glenn McGrath's accuracy and Shaun Tait's blistering pace unhinged the South African batting which failed to recover after being reduced to 27 for five in the 10th over at Beausejour stadium.

McGrath kept up his prolific form to claim 3-18, putting him at the top of the tournament's bowling chart with tally of 25, while Tait overcame initial waywardness to return with 4-39.

Only Justin Kemp showed some resistance against the irrepressible Aussie bowlers, remaining unbeaten on 49.

Herschelle Gibbs (37) dared to take on the arch-rivals with some boldness and his 60-run stand with Kemp for the sixth wicket was the only phase of positivism shown by South Africans.

The reigning champions faced few hiccups while romping home with more than 18 overs to spare, extending their unbeaten run in the World Cup to 28 matches.

Matthew Hayden anchored with a watchful 41 and Michael Clarke providing the finishing touches with an unbeaten 60.

It was the third time that South Africa have faltered in the semifinals. A stupid rain rule proved to be their undoing in 1992 while a nail-biting tie, which brought them the chokers' tag, cost them a place in the final in 1999.

Australia, the only team to have won the title thrice, will take on Sri Lanka in Saturday's final, which will be a repeat of the 1996 summit clash.

South Africa had a nightmarish start when captain Graeme Smith (2) stepped out and tried to hit through the line against Nathan Bracken, only to be beaten by the swing and lose his off stump.

Jacques Kallis (5) attempted a similar shot against McGrath and suffered the same fate.

AB de Villiers (15) then tried to drive Tait and edged a simple catch to wicketkeeper Adam Gilchrist.

McGrath then struck off successive deliveries to remove Ashwell Prince and Mark Boucher.

Prince played a nervous slash at a wide delivery to be caught behind before Boucher gave a regulation catch to Matthew Hayden at first slip.

Within 10 overs, the Proteas had lost half their side for 27 runs.

Herschelle Gibbs (39) survived a caught behind appeal early in his innings and played some delectable shots off his pads against the Aussie seamers.

Gibbs hit six boundaries in his counter-attacking knock before falling to Tait.

Andrew Hall and Shaun Pollock returned to the pavilion in quick succession, leaving the innings in tatters at 103 for 8.

Andre Nel (8) then blocked 41 balls before Tait's extra bounce did him in.

Kemp, realising that he was running out of partners, decided to open his shoulder and tasted some success.

But the all-rounder was stranded one short of a well deserved half-century when Shane Watson bowled Charl Langeveldt.

The Aussies had a sober start, losing Adam Gilchrist for one in the second over.

Hayden and captain Ricky Ponting, however, had little trouble in negotiating the new ball.

Runs, though not at a frenetic pace, kept coming steadily through carefully struck boundaries.

Ponting was majestic with his trademark pull shots and Hayden exuded raw power in bludgeoning the seamers.

The South Africans had their second breakthrough off the last ball of the ninth over when Ponting played a reckless shot against a well directed yorker from Nel.

Ponting's 22 came from 25 balls with five fours.

Next over, Hayden punched a good length delivery on the front foot straight past Kallis. That four brought up the innings' 50 and also took the left-hander's aggregate for the tournament past the 600 mark.

Hayden finally fell while trying to hoist Pollock and ended up with a high catch to Smith at long off.

Clarke ensured there was no further slip up and guided the team home in the company of Andrew Symonds.

The right-hander hit eight aggressive boundaries in his 86-ball knock
 

El Diablo

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http://www.news24.com/News24/Sport/CricketWC_2007/0,,2-9-2137_2104778,00.html

Proteas choke in semis
25/04/2007 22:15 - (SA)

St Lucia - Australia have easily surpassed the 149 target set by the Proteas in their CWC semi-finals match.

Australia will face Sri Lanka in Saturday's final in Barbados.

Australia scored 153 for three with 18.3 overs remaining.

Michael Clarke was on 60 and Andrew Symonds on 18.

Adam Gilchrist was first man out bowled by Charl Langeveldt for one in the second over with the total on one.

Skipper Ricky Ponting was the next man out for 22 off 25 balls, bowled by Andre Nel, hitting across the line. The total was 44 in the ninth over. Matthew Hayden followed his captain to the stands with his score on 41, bowled by Shaun Pollock.

South Africa earlier won the toss and were bowled out for 149 with Glenn McGrath taking three wickets and Shaun Tait claiming four.

News24/SAPA
 

Mr Angry

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hahahahahahaha


When asked if they choked Smith smiled ironically. "I expected that question from you boys," he said. "We certainly didn't choke. We were just not good enough. We were outplayed, and you have got to give them credit. To me a choke is when you get close to winning and you kotz up [throw up] on yourself. Maybe there were one or two loose shots at the beginning. The top order got out to good bowling."

http://content-aus.cricinfo.com/wc2007/content/current/story/292395.html

here is a definintion for you

choke
-verb

1. To have difficulty in breathing, swallowing, or speaking.
2. To become blocked up or obstructed.
3. Sports To shorten one's grip on the handle of a bat or racket. Often used with up.
4. To fail to perform effectively because of nervous agitation or tension, especially in an athletic contest: choked by missing an easy putt on the final hole


Well Smith, I disagree, choking is not performing when the pressure is on.
Your team choked, the biggest choke in your teams history. At least in 99 you gave us run and a couple of blokes choked at the end. In this game almost all of them choked from the beginning.

In fact the dictionary needs updating

choke
To fail to perform effectively because of nervous agitation or tension, especially in an athletic contest: The South African cricket team choked whilst playing Australia in the World Cup of cricket, again.
Delusional
–noun

1. an act or instance of deluding.
2. the state of being deluded.
3. Grahame Smith - "We certainly didn't choke."
 

JJ

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I tend to agree Angry, they choked...

So too did NZ in the semi.

And Australia's bowlers in the Chappell Hadlee series.

My only point is that under pressure everyone falters. I still reckon Australia as much as anyone (except perhaps RSA) - Australia's only problem is that nobody is good enough to put them under pressure consistently - NZ in the C-H series, and England in the prior ODIs and the long forgotten Ashes win have exposed cracks, but really just faint ones.
 

El Diablo

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JJ still on about the CH series that Aus didn't give a sh*t about :lol:

why do you think we sent the B team?
 

JJ

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I was just making a point - and it was the same bowling lineup. The team gave a sh*t, but obviously the World Cup is the priority

My point is the key is pressure, and Aust are so good that other teams are under pressure before a ball is bowled, and Aust themselves are seldom under pressure.

But go ahead and get all precious - see my previous comment about some of you merkins never being able to win or lose with some dignity. Shows that stereotypes are useful in some cases.
 

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So JJ..looks like Taity is proving you wrong now. 3rd leading wicketaker this tournament and if Bucknor had any f..king idea he would have had 5for after he got a cleaar inside edge against Gibbs early!
 

JJ

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JJ said:
Isee my previous comment about some of you merkins never being able to win or lose with some dignity. Shows that stereotypes are useful in some cases.

I realise you're not the sharpest tool in the shed El D, but at least keep to the subject eh?

Care to share your views on Hayden again for us? :lol:
 

hineyrulz

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Choke Choke Choke :lol: Mcgrath is a dead set legend and Tait bowled well again. Sri lanka have a well balanced attack and a fairly strong batting line up. Definatley the best 2 teams in the final. Go Aussies.
 
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