2nd Test: Pakistan v Australia at Abu Dhabi Oct 16-20 2018

[Mr Spock!]

Hodge or Dizzy?

Both..

 

[Tommy Smith]

Australia are losing again...

*Tommy re-enters the cricket forum*

I'm just here for your best Marsh Bro insults, guys

 

[_snafu_]

One consolation for this poor batting is the crowd won’t be unloading on them.

Looks like CBUS Super Stadium on a Titans home game day.

 

[The Brain Stormer]

Dean Jones at the age of 58 would do a better job then the Darsh geniuss

 

[Eelectrica]

So I'm guessing the Marsh Bros are hitting them real well in the nets?
The question is who exactly is bowling to them in the nets. I mean, If I was bowling to them for example, I'd make them look like Bradman/Tendulkar/Lara/Ponting all rolled into one.

At least Labuschagne has taken a few wickets and is trying to put up some resistance, which is still more than what both Marsh Bros combined have done.

 

[The Brain Stormer]

So I'm guessing the Marsh Bros are hitting them real well in the nets?
The question is who exactly is bowling to them in the nets. I mean, If I was bowling to them for example, I'd make them look like Bradman/Tendulkar/Lara/Ponting all rolled into one.

I played grade cricket in Brisbane for Toombul years ago, Batter, hated spin, edit- terrible at spin. But I know of a few blokes who never made it in that side & are working as tradies now that would’ve done a better job then both those spastics.

 

[69-05-41]

What does everyone find more enjoyable: another double Marsh failure or a rare Australian victory?

Actually trick question: the latter will never happen due to the former.

 

[The Brain Stormer]

So I'm guessing the Marsh Bros are hitting them real well in the nets?
The question is who exactly is bowling to them in the nets. I mean, If I was bowling to them for example, I'd make them look like Bradman/Tendulkar/Lara/Ponting all rolled into one.

At least Labuschagne has taken a few wickets and is trying to put up some resistance, which is still more than what both Marsh Bros combined have done.

My point exactly. At least Laubuschagne is having a dig. Great in the field & bowsl a nice ball.

 

[The Brain Stormer]

Smarsh-hang the bat out get caught - nil footwork - MMarsh-the same

 

[AlwaysGreen]

35 runs in the last 6 innings for the marshmallows.

 

[jargan83]

Just got home from work and was amazed to see us still batting.

 

[jargan83]

Commentator: “Mitch Marsh has not had a great tour so far”

It’s a 2 test tour you idiot.

 

[Mr Spock!]

You'd think even Cam White would be better than either Marsh...

 

[Mr Spock!]

Is Langer the only person in the world who thinks MMarsh is a number 4?

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Starc is 8ft tall and can't even bend down to bat properly and still better than these donkeys

 

[jargan83]

Hahahahahaha this is going to be out

 

[yobbo84]

Imbeciles, the lot of them

 

[Eelectrica]

lol inside edge by smarsh

3*

once he gets to 10 he averages almost 60 in test cricket

7 to go

So if we combine the 3 innings played so far, that gives him 10 runs. So big 4th innings coming up for S. Marsh.

 

[Eelectrica]

Yep, that's what we were looking for - a run out.

 

[jargan83]

We have the dumbest Cricketers in the world.