2nd Test: Pakistan v Australia at Abu Dhabi Oct 16-20 2018

[Mr Angry]

Another huge fail, can we please try non Marsh/

 

[mave]

Commentators doing their best to talk SMarsh up.

 

[jargan83]

Commentators doing their best to talk SMarsh up.

Is one of them Michael Hussey?

After Shaun Marsh had his stumps rearranged he would not shut up about how it was one of the best balls he's ever seen, ignoring the fact that Shaun Marsh moves his feet like Frankenstein and plays the ball 1km away from his body.

 

[2 weeks]

Scotty Muller would be a superstar of Australian cricket if he was still playing.

 

[mave]

Is one of them Michael Hussey?

After Shaun Marsh had his stumps rearranged he would not shut up about how it was one of the best balls he's ever seen, ignoring the fact that Shaun Marsh moves his feet like Frankenstein and plays the ball 1km away from his body.

All I'm going to say, is that Hussey was a much better player than commentator.

 

[jargan83]

Did not realise it was an extended first session, C'mon Pakistan put us out of our misery.

 

[hineyrulz]

Scotty Muller would be a superstar of Australian cricket if he was still playing.

Scotty Lindwall.

 

[Hutty1986]

If this whole cricket thing falls through, Lyon would be a gun cleaner with all the sweeping the merkin does

 

[Timbo]

Who wants to bet me that Labuschagne is dropped and not Darsh for the home series.

The gnome will say we need the Darshes for ‘experience’. And that Ashton Turner is very experienced in his own way.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Lasagne be thinking: how did I get mixed up with all these turnips?

 

[JW]

Who wants to bet me that Labuschagne is dropped and not Darsh for the home series.

The gnome will say we need the Darshes for ‘experience’. And that Ashton Turner is very experienced in his own way.

Yep, I reckon both Darshes will be in the squad and our fearless VC will not only be picked, but staunchly defended in the lead up. Especially by the space cadet. One or both of them will put on a score at some point, as all batsmen do when they get enough chances on our roads, and all will be forgotten. And the shitty cycle of protecting team pets continues...

 

[jargan83]

Lasagne be thinking: how did I get mixed up with all these turnips?

Probably thinking “I wish my parents stayed in South Africa”

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Myothercaris Abbus with 10 wickets for the game.

 

[69-05-41]

Opposition teams bowl plodders against the Marshtards in tour matches knowing it will guarantee their selection for the Tests. Our selectors fall for it and another Series is lost with the Marshtards contributing 8/44.

 

[TheParraboy]

destroyed


lol at mark Waugh saying when lyon had those quick 4 wickets, we could have bowled them out cheap, get a big 1st innings lead and win the game LOLOLOLOL

 

[jargan83]

Wouldn’t get close if we could have a 3rd & a 4th innings.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Pakistanis continuing to pad their stats playing against minnows.

 

[Matt23]

Am I the only one thinking the only changes for the 1st test will obviously be Cummins and Hazlewood (for Bananaman and Holland) and possibly Renshaw filling in for Khawaja?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

We were poor but we are missing the best batsman in the world, the most destructive opening bat going around and 2 top drawer fast bowlers.

Add in the (w)anchors that are Marsh brorhers and we were rooted from the word go.

 

[TheParraboy]

nice to see all the pakis wear their baggy green at the presentation

not us, ashamed i hope