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newman

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Page 50, paragraph 37A of the Sunday Telegraph, Gareme.

Just f**k off Craig you boring old merkin.

I cant believe they let him on so often. God, he sucks. Hes got nothing to say, just reads the paper that day and makes some inane comment about it.
 

innsaneink

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Craig sounded like he was going to cry yesterday.....people comparing Isaac Luke to Elwyn Walters & Piggins got him all hot n bothered

"Piggins would eat him alive"

Different game and very different roles for hookers these day craig you numpty
 

Parra

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Cant believe how bad these newsreaders are, theyre even struggling to pronounce "Smith".

"Roosters coach Brian Sm-Smith".


Believe me, they have improved.

Although there was one today who seemed to only read every third word. Couldn't even speak a complete or coherent sentence.
 

Yoda

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Cant believe how bad these newsreaders are, theyre even struggling to pronounce "Smith".

"Roosters coach Brian Sm-Smith".

My all-time favourite was when they called Tom Raudonikis "Tom Rowdeeneekees". Great work Miss Coveny-Garland.
 

IanG

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The other day their newsreader refered to the first man on the moon as Lance Armstrong.

Pay peanuts and you get monkeys Bill.
 

Brutus

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Classic one today when that David tard from the Gold Coast seemed so fascinated that AFL umpires were not full-time employees. He said what's your thoughts on that Graeme?
Graeme's response? "I don't really have any thoughts."
There was dead air for about 5 secs then David moved onto some other lame topic.
 

Mr Saab

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Did you hear Dennis from Cremorne talk about how he went to the AFL game on sat night and how shyte it was.
Graeme defended the code and said he had been to many games and he enjoyed them.
 

Parra

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Did you hear Dennis from Cremorne talk about how he went to the AFL game on sat night and how shyte it was.
Graeme defended the code and said he had been to many games and he enjoyed them.


Was that the bloke carrying on about how you'd need binoculars to see what was going on? How league has nothing to worry about if that was the threat of "live afl" that people keep harping about? Even though he was in a corporate box and had a great feed etc..the game was impossible to see.

It was a great call.
 

innsaneink

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Did you hear Dennis from Cremorne talk about how he went to the AFL game on sat night and how shyte it was.
Graeme defended the code and said he had been to many games and he enjoyed them.

Graham said he'd been to ''millions'' of games - quote.

Probably why he's never seen any of the games people that ring in and ask, "Graham, did you see Manly v Souths on the weekend?"
"Errr.....no"
 

Moffo

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Anyone here mattiske and Hughes lock horns?

Hughes is a jerk but mattiske is a f**king cawk sucker. So dumb
 

OFFSET ALPINE

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Anyone here mattiske and Hughes lock horns?

Hughes is a jerk but mattiske is a f**king cawk sucker. So dumb

Moffo - Hughesy is filthy cos he knows that Channel TEN being shafted by the sweetheart deal which saved Gynge's ass & saved FOX's subscriptions means NO GAME CALLING career for Graeme on TEN...cos 2SM blacks-out and goes to "Rubber bullets" every 5 minutes cos they gotta pay Lawsie.
So he knows they can't pay for radio rights.
He doesn't give a rats if the numb nuts boguns...callers like Clem,Craig & Kurt don't have FOX...
i note 2SM never loses their signal when Laaawwwsseeeyyy is on.
 

OFFSET ALPINE

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Anyone here that old man (clueless man) who said he was arguing with his friend as to when the Dragons and Swans won the comp in the same year (he also said he won money on it by backing it).
He said he was sure it was 1987.....he was shutdownand made to look stupid

My eyes were spinning as soon as he started...absolute ridicule...gold !
Kept claiming he "won the money" from his mate till they trashed him & said St.George and Swans were 25 years apart - made him feel like Kurt Farnsy.
Took them way too long for the penny to drop that he was a tard.
 

OFFSET ALPINE

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I cant believe they let him on so often. God, he sucks. Hes got nothing to say, just reads the paper that day and makes some inane comment about it.

Little doubt that Craig is the Dennis Ferguson of his neighbourhood...and a lookalike to boot.It probably started back in '52.
But the scariest thing was the day four years ago this geriatric pedo rang up & told Heaps he was 41.
Dolly & Phil eat your heart out.
Love the way I SAY has the Dogs past the post...what a drop-kick.
And every time he spruiks TOLMAN the lightweight - Tunksy gives him a triple and the sucker comes back next day for more.
Tolman for Origin...right,Craig?
 

The Major

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Whos the derro who rings up trying to be a comedian when he goes on air straight up going "yippita yippity something something blah blah friggin blah in the biggest try hard high pitch attempt ive ever heard?? Jokester maybe? The boys are all but saying "are you done, tool?" when the blokes finished blasting out his own intro.
 

OFFSET ALPINE

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Whos the derro who rings up trying to be a comedian when he goes on air straight up going "yippita yippity something something blah blah friggin blah in the biggest try hard high pitch attempt ive ever heard?? Jokester maybe? The boys are all but saying "are you done, tool?" when the blokes finished blasting out his own intro.

Maybe you mean the GOOSE "gentlemen"...generally one of their less dopey callers...in it purely to take the piss...not enough Goose.
 
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OFFSET ALPINE

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Classic one today when that David tard from the Gold Coast seemed so fascinated that AFL umpires were not full-time employees. He said what's your thoughts on that Graeme?
Graeme's response? "I don't really have any thoughts."
There was dead air for about 5 secs then David moved onto some other lame topic.

Brutus - i tried to find Nark a couple of months ago to lobby him to start terrorizing Rubbers & Pappy.
But i heard him on tkwireless and he had gone soft...mellow...a one off i hope..until Samantha Choker plays 2 sets of rubbish again .
I note this thread dried up since 13th so...
why don't you & Saab revitalize it in between bouts of "hook,line and brain-dead" Nemesis LOL@50uff$ and TV rights stuff.
A way to make Hughesy berserk is to point out that his CADABRY RORTERS were still nearer to a million over the Cap when they won in '04 (i can detail this).
Remember when Heaps has an agenda he won't allow anyone a fair go and just gets vindictive & shouts them down like Bolts does!
He gets very sensitive cos his nephew Stephen was a reggie centre like BJ Leilua on $190k when McIntyre & Hagan were busted with Braith's $470k brown paper bag in '02.
Of course Gallop allowing the Dogs to go on & win the 2nd grade (salary cap $500k) with Stephen Hughes taking up the whole cap is neither here nor there.
We should all explain to Graeme...dropping the 'g'... that the delusional,self-important Pearce-hugger Tony 'Double A uppercut' is an unedifying waste of time & space (on Thursdays) with his lame,piss weak top tens - who Adrian Rovere has turned into a laughing stock...'go away...go away'.
Inundating Pappy with truthful Emails about the Wallabies not being up to NSW cup standard and Rugby being as irrelevant as GWS would take the piss nicely too -
with regards from say CLEM the brickies' labourer from Loganhome.
(btw I respect brickies...CLEM the sour uneducated illiterate moron does not)
 
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urban eel

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that's the problem!
i have only ever heard him whinge about things
he just wanted the ticket take parade cancelled for the Olympian's
because they didn't meet media expectation

now i remember why i stopped listening
 
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