3rd Ashes Test: Australia v England at Perth, Dec 14-18 2017

[The Mad Hatter]

The English dancing for rain says all you need to know about their psyche.

How they ever ruled the waves is beyond me.

Pip pip.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Starc won't get another wicket this innings.

Nice pies though.

 

[2 weeks]

Mitch Marsh has scored more runs this Ashes than Joe Root.

 

[mozza91]

Starc won't get another wicket this innings.

Nice pies though.

He’ll probably get 5. He can look like total shit with the new ball and then rip through the opposition with the old ball when nothing is happening. We should open with Cummins I reckon.

 

[Iafeta]

For the good of England cricket win lose or draw Vince needs to kick on. He has the goods and is significantly better than his record indicates.

 

[some11]

f**k me, where did that come from?

Vince can't be sour about getting out to that.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

That's a pearler

 

[_snafu_]

Noice.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Starc won't get another wicket this innings.

Nice pies though.

You sir, are a f**king idiot.

 

[Eelectrica]

That was beautiful. Starc is fire and ice.

 

[2 weeks]

Un f**king playable from Starc.
Ambrose like.

 

[Showtime]

From pies to ball of the century.... the joys of Starc

 

[hineyrulz]

Good luck playing that merkin.

 

[Iafeta]

I'll grab my coat...

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Is there a better sight or sound of stumps being smashed?

Maybe the crack of a six.

But nothing else.

 

[Hutty1986]

Ah thatsa too good for you Vincenzo

 

[The Mad Hatter]

The battery is dead. Australia can't and won't win. Happy Festivus.

 

[Hutty1986]

Oh my sweet lord what a ball

 

[2 weeks]

For the good of England cricket win lose or draw Vince needs to kick on. He has the goods and is significantly better than his record indicates.

Good knock under pressure but you jinxed him massive.
Cheers by the way.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Ball tracker would have died too on that ball.