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Well it appears the old stoogers regime is finally crumbling. Although you won't here it from 80% of Tigers fans who seem happy to accept a team that has lost close to 60% of their games since the GF victory. The 4 wise men that told us after the grand final that we were the next Man U of the NRL, instead we have had to settle for something that has resembled Oldham FC.
Head coach Mr Shine has always had a considerable ego. The man has 4 premierships and a grew a significant beard the season after one particular triumph. What Mr Shines won't be too keen to announce is the 20% win ratio he is carrying with him since the 1994 Grand Final. This is a man who has made the finals 1 in his last 10 seasons. The media talk about him as the supercoach. The same master coach that drops P Whaturia and makes D Fitzhnery captain. The same master coach that gave us the prizee signings of Daniel Galea, Johnothon Morris and Peter Lewis. Not to mention Slamming Sam Harris from the Brisbane Bullets, That turd J Lo, and a couple of expensive pillows in Hard Man OHara and woeful Galloway.
Then we move on his loveable sidekick Mr Tabworld Simmons. The minister of defence has been drawing up his defensive game plans at Sizzlers on a Thursday night for years. He snail mails these plans to Head Coach Sheens and they are processed regular on Sunday Afternoons. Mr Tabworld has been responsible for a defence that has come in the bottom 4 teams the last 3 seasons. Mr Tabworld considers anything under 30 points as a victory for his defensive gameplans. The guru is hanging around for the top job once sheens goes and make no mistake he will be a flop, same as he was like when he did a disgraceful job at Penrith over a number of years, collecting a well deserved wooden spoon in 2001.
Then of course you have Mr Poker face Ronald Mcdonald. The man with the midas touch. The man who will raise The Belrose Bullants representative 50C and snare Peter lewis. The man who carries his pair of 3s in Danny Galea as a prized signing. The man who gives his son a three year deal when the likes of Whaturia and Hodgo are squeezed out. the man who throws his hat in the ring for every top liner and runs a distant 6th in every race.
Presiding over all mess is Steven Noyce. The man who would take a home game to Malaysia if it meant a $100 profit.
The future could not be any better. 7 losing seasons out of a possible 8. Shines, Tabworld, Ronald, and Noyce are all untouchables though. Let the good times roll.
Head coach Mr Shine has always had a considerable ego. The man has 4 premierships and a grew a significant beard the season after one particular triumph. What Mr Shines won't be too keen to announce is the 20% win ratio he is carrying with him since the 1994 Grand Final. This is a man who has made the finals 1 in his last 10 seasons. The media talk about him as the supercoach. The same master coach that drops P Whaturia and makes D Fitzhnery captain. The same master coach that gave us the prizee signings of Daniel Galea, Johnothon Morris and Peter Lewis. Not to mention Slamming Sam Harris from the Brisbane Bullets, That turd J Lo, and a couple of expensive pillows in Hard Man OHara and woeful Galloway.
Then we move on his loveable sidekick Mr Tabworld Simmons. The minister of defence has been drawing up his defensive game plans at Sizzlers on a Thursday night for years. He snail mails these plans to Head Coach Sheens and they are processed regular on Sunday Afternoons. Mr Tabworld has been responsible for a defence that has come in the bottom 4 teams the last 3 seasons. Mr Tabworld considers anything under 30 points as a victory for his defensive gameplans. The guru is hanging around for the top job once sheens goes and make no mistake he will be a flop, same as he was like when he did a disgraceful job at Penrith over a number of years, collecting a well deserved wooden spoon in 2001.
Then of course you have Mr Poker face Ronald Mcdonald. The man with the midas touch. The man who will raise The Belrose Bullants representative 50C and snare Peter lewis. The man who carries his pair of 3s in Danny Galea as a prized signing. The man who gives his son a three year deal when the likes of Whaturia and Hodgo are squeezed out. the man who throws his hat in the ring for every top liner and runs a distant 6th in every race.
Presiding over all mess is Steven Noyce. The man who would take a home game to Malaysia if it meant a $100 profit.
The future could not be any better. 7 losing seasons out of a possible 8. Shines, Tabworld, Ronald, and Noyce are all untouchables though. Let the good times roll.
