4th Ashes Test: Australia v England at the MCG, Dec 26-30 2017

[AlwaysGreen]

Zimbabwe v South Africa tonight will be more competitive than this.

England are plodders but this pitch is as flat as Jeannie Little's chest.

 

[Bazal]

If he cleans up his action a little bit..he could be England's next Stuart Broad

He won't be bowling long spells with that run up... Not really an economy of motion

 

[8Ball]

Speedster Curran struggling to keep it above 130ks in his third over

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Speedster Curran struggling to keep it above 130ks in his third over

England's pace bowling depth is much better than ours according to Jim.

 

[2 weeks]

The jig was up for Hugh Jackman when a dude with his head & chassis decided to mary Joyce Mayne.

 

[jargan83]

Matt Ranshaw was smashed by the entire commentary team for having a strike rate that is similar to Cam Bancrofts today and yet the commentatary team seem to be more encouraging of Bancroft.

 

[Twizzle]

lucky there Davey

 

[AlwaysGreen]

What's the point of having your sole slip at third?

 

[Bazal]

Lol 24 overs into the test and there's already crisis meetings.

Early days but Root seems out of his depth as a captain thus far.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

That's the closest jimmy will get to hitting the stumps this series

 

[8Ball]

Imagine being a left handed test opener being fed 130k throw downs 3 feet outside off stump on boxing day morning.

Warner having a picnic

 

[hineyrulz]

Matt Ranshaw was smashed by the entire commentary team for having a strike rate that is similar to Cam Bancrofts today and yet the commentatary team seem to be more encouraging of Bancroft.

But but but but JL said Plodcroft is a gun and Renshaw is mediocre.

 

[Twizzle]

128 k short ball to Warner goes for 4, no wonder this is Curran's first test match

 

[jargan83]

Curran is a part time bowler right?

 

[hineyrulz]

Zimbabwe v South Africa tonight will be more competitive than this.

England are plodders but this pitch is as flat as Jeannie Little's chest.

Aaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww AGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Really loving England's medium pace depth.

 

[jargan83]

But but but but JL said Plodcroft is a gun and Renshaw is mediocre.

I’ll back Renshaw to have a longer Test Career.

Having said that Langer appears to be next in line as Australian coach so we’ll have plenty of WA plods come through.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Tubby's fat guts are also thinking 'get to lunch'.

 

[2 weeks]

Curran is a part time bowler right?

John Howard is more intimidating than Curran.

 

[hineyrulz]

I’ll back Renshaw to have a longer Test Career.

Having said that Langer appears to be next in line as Australian coach so we’ll have plenty of WA plods come through.

The Australian Scorchers.