4th Ashes Test: Australia v England @ SCG Jan 5-9, 2022

[AlwaysGreen]

Steve Wade Kenny Stryker Dowell.

 

[The Lounge Lizard]

Smith couldn't catch AIDS in a brothel.

 

[Smug Panther]

Bowl at the stumps you acne riddled turnip

 

[Hutty1986]

Did smiffy just drop the test?

 

[JJ]

Does Jonny think now is the time to counter attack?

 

[Sphagnum]

I love Paddy but he’s been bald this test.

Morphing into @TheParraboy

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I'm glad to see Paddy attacking, if it was Tim Paine he'd have everyone on the boundary.

 

[mozza91]

Did smiffy just drop the test?

Nah we’ll roll them by 6.

 

[hineyrulz]

You tinny soulless merkin.

 

[Smug Panther]

The commentators said Patty can't bowl yorkers

 

[hineyrulz]

Paul Reifell is blinder blinder than I was last night.

 

[mozza91]

Bairstow just ordered some Guzman on DoorDash he’ll be gone shortly after drinks.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Mark Wood:

Wood said: "To come up against this baggy green thing that they keep talking about. We'll be having our baggy blues on and I'd love to stick one up them."

England's Mark Wood 'would love to stick one up' Australia during the Ashes

England star Mark Wood is preparing for his first Ashes series in Australia and the fast bowler is desperate to feature in the first Test in Brisbane next week

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Next minute the merkin's flat on the ground with a broken toe and out.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

These merkins must be doing catching practice with an AFL team

 

[Hutty1986]

15 overs, weather permitting. Should win dis

 

[hineyrulz]

I wish my chips could pull up on the green line that.

 

[TheParraboy]

Drawn game coming up guys, dont get your hopes up

Need to remind you all England have the greatest not out batsman in test cricket eva at no11

 

[Eelectrica]

Bowl a no ball on the forth. Two shots at Leach

 

[Hutty1986]

I'd fine these merkins 10% of their match fee for every ball the batsman can let go

 

[BunniesMan]

If we don't get there it will be a condemnation of the decision making yesterday evening. Just completely inexcusable to keep going after Khawaja got his ton. Every minute and every run after that was pointless.