4th ASHES TEST: @ Old Trafford, Manchester July 19-23, 2023

[yobbo84]

Thought we bowled pretty well. Issue is this is a 500 pitch and we batted like morons.

 

[Chins get the wins]

I'd be chucking the ball to Smiffy within 10 overs after lunch if nothing is happening

 

[Bazal]

No spinner really looking like it'll bite us. Still a lot can happen in 260 runs.

I fully expect England to Bazball themselves into some trouble before this innings is sorted

 

[undertaker]

How’s that rain coming? Time for England to build an Ark or three?

Rain expected to start from tomorrow. However, days 4 and 5 looking to be on the verge of a washout:

Manchester - BBC Weather

14-day weather forecast for Manchester.

www.bbc.com

 

[mozza91]

They’re talking NRLW. Expecting Mel Jones to interject and talk about fumbleball.

 

[undertaker]

Why are they sending in a night watchman?

 

[undertaker]

They’re talking NRLW. Expecting Mel Jones to interject and talk about fumbleball.

LOL!

Mel Jones......just another feminist that the tv producers shove down the viewer's throats during a men's cricket broadcast.

 

[undertaker]

Lol the only thing that being pulled is your dick. Cummins is the most inept Aussie captain I’ve ever seen. His captaincy and us being world champs aren’t mutually exclusive.

Pat Cummins is a wanker - XYZ

xyz.net.au

 

[Chins get the wins]

If the all rounder was going to bowl so much why not Neser?

 

[mozza91]

These merkins could not get any more arsey.

 

[jargan83]

Fantastic bowling attack making the bloke who has barely played Test Cricket in 2 years look like Bradman

 

[Chins get the wins]

We have been bowling to 11 peak Labs all series. I've never seen such arse

 

[LeedsRhinos]

The Aussies are shook, they know they can't win a series in England anymore!

 

[Chins get the wins]

Wrong spinner but good to see a change

 

[Chins get the wins]

Wrist spin > Finger spin almost

 

[JamesRustle]

Based on the Aussie innings, these two are due to throw their wickets away very soon.

 

[Showtime]

I still don’t understand how Crawley scores runs, he’s a park cricketer at best if he plays a traditional opening bat role but under “bazball” he throws the bat in the most arsey manner and seems to get more luck than Marnus in Australia.

 

[Showtime]

If Australia lose this game I think Captain Planet is going to come under scrutiny, I’ve never seen an Australian team so content with giving easy singles. Interesting to read that Alinta Energy has concluded its partnership with CA.

 

[BunniesMan]

Crawley averages 28. Ali averages 27. These are sub standard batsmen. We are making them look like world beaters

 

[jargan83]

Cummins is proper cooked