4th ASHES TEST: @ Old Trafford, Manchester July 19-23, 2023

[AlwaysGreen]

This dwarfs short legs, it takes him about 5 hours to walk off the ground.

 

[yobbo84]

Starc hate is the funniest thing in Aussie cricket tbh.

Piss off ya gross little chocolate factory midget

Starc to me is like Latrell Mitchell. Could be the greatest player on planet earth but there's always something holding him back.

 

[_snafu_]

Why are they sending in a night watchman?

 

[mozza91]

Starc to me is like Latrell Mitchell. Could be the greatest player on planet earth but there's always something holding him back.

For Starc it’s acne scars for Latrell it’s obesity.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

For Starc it’s acne scars for Latrell it’s obesity.

And Latrell is a grub with a pea brain

 

[JokerEel]

Midget is gone time to get the beard out!

 

[Bazal]

His beard is made of tin

 

[mozza91]

Rob Quiney was more convincing at first drop than Ali.

 

[Fangs]

Who knew how easy it can be to bat 3 for England? Just volunteer.

Moeen can't stick around for much longer.

 

[Hutty1986]

Lol, poms with every piece of luck you could ever imagine

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Does this tall pale f**k know where the middle of his bat is?

 

[hineyrulz]

How the f**k didn’t that carry?? Ffs

 

[mozza91]

Duckett’s forehead has its own gravitational pull.

 

[SLRBRONCOS]

you heard it here folks

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Ffs this pasty lanky prick must have a rabbit's foot up his arse.

 

[hineyrulz]

Crawley has more arse than the fat lady at the circus.

 

[Chins get the wins]

Paddy it's nice to let ya mates have a bowl but it's time

 

[hineyrulz]

What a road. Need rain to save us.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Haze is done

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Get Gary on