5th Ashes Test: Australia v England at the SCG, Jan 4-8 2018

[Hutty1986]

Marsh in the field warming up to unleash his slow-slow dibbly dobblies.
Need a wicket here, had the poms in bother earlier.

 

[hineyrulz]

Paine has a custard arm.

 

[2 weeks]

MMarsh you f**king clown.

 

[hineyrulz]

Root just burnt the merkin lol.

 

[hineyrulz]

Chaps on about singles again.

 

[Twizzle]

f**king hell Smudger

 

[hineyrulz]

Smith drops another one.

 

[Tommy Smith]

Ole Dick Fingers Smith couldn't catch an STD in Bangkok.

He's like Punter was. Takes screamers and drops the easy ones.

 

[hineyrulz]

Gee our fielding and catching has been poor the last few tests.

 

[Twizzle]

deflection off he keeper's thigh didn't help

 

[hineyrulz]

Root into the 60’s, surely it’s time to throw it away Ellen.

 

[hineyrulz]

Nearly.

 

[Hutty1986]

So two fairly straightforward run outs farked up, and a dropped catch. These blokes have one eye on the SA tour by the looks of it. Pretty ordinary day's cricket.

 

[TheParraboy]

Starcs gone

hindsight is a wonderfull thing, maybe we should have played Agar

 

[TheParraboy]

So two fairly straightforward run outs farked up, and a dropped catch. These blokes have one eye on the SA tour by the looks of it. Pretty ordinary day's cricket.

yup that runout miss where MMarsh threw at the wrong end was 5th grade stuff

 

[Headless Chook]

Good news for those who listen to the ABC. The grating clueless Whateley has resigned from the ABC and won’t be calling the Sydney test.

Anyone know if anyone has replaced Twatley? I didn’t get a chance to tune in today.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Starcs gone

hindsight is a wonderfull thing, maybe we should have played Agar

Seems he isn't at full fitness, probably should have left him out.

 

[Hutty1986]

Starc gone. Poms won't get a better chance to win a test here

 

[AlwaysGreen]

'His baby cow is blown'

What a f**kwit that plastic spastic warne is.

 

[TheParraboy]

poms should get 500+
so should we

Root will get 150+, Smith will get 200+ himself.