5th Ashes Test: Australia v England at the SCG, Jan 4-8 2018

[hineyrulz]

I'm surprised Chaps hasn't told us that your number 3 batsman needs to be your best batsmen.

Coincidentally Chaps was a helluva number 3

My Brother Greg was a helluva batsman, but he wasn’t as good as me because I batted 3.


My brother Trevor was a Helluva underarm bowler.

 

[Sphagnum]

Got these soap dodgers on the rack here

 

[mave]

Malan has taken his sleeveless sweater off.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

My Brother Greg was a helluva batsman, but he wasn’t as good as me because I batted 3.

My brother Trevor was a Helluva underarm bowler.

Chaps used to give John Snow a helluva pasting at number 3.

 

[no name]

Chaps used to give John Snow a helluva pasting at number 3.

John Snow also played a game at the SCG.
The only difference is he was in the opposition dressing room.
Australia use the same dressing rooms and NSW do and England have to use the other one.

 

[hineyrulz]

Malan has taken his sleeveless sweater off.

Horse blanket off means game on.

 

[King hit]

He was great bowler Stuart Clark, doesn’t get the recognition he deserves these days. Hayden was awesome fielding in the gully. Can still remember that catch of Geirent Jones in that Adelaide test in 2006.

 

[King hit]

Bowling superbly today Lyon

 

[hineyrulz]

I would rather Speak to a CommBank Indian operator about how great a batsman Kholi is compared to some bearded Victorian talk about Foodie.

 

[King hit]

I would rather Speak to a CommBank Indian operator about how great a batsman Kholi is compared to some bearded Victorian talk about Foodie.

Did you watch the big bash last night? They really went on about fumbleball at times and KP was just confused

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I would rather Speak to a CommBank Indian operator about how great a batsman Kholi is compared to some bearded Victorian talk about Foodie.

I would rather live in a slum in India than Malben.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

We are the Aussies
The winning Aussies
We have the Ashes
And all your cash.
If you're lost or lonely
Head off home-y
You should all know where you're from.

 

[2 weeks]

Smith must feel a bit sorry for the poms.
Hasn't taken MMarsh off the leash yet.

 

[gordsy]

Good to see Clarke doing his worlds best Impression of a merkin. Not hard to see what Kattich wanted to smash him

 

[King hit]

The longest applause for a half century in the history of cricket

 

[mave]

Good to see Clarke doing his worlds best Impression of a merkin. Not hard to see what Kattich wanted to smash him

Clarke literally drones and drones on and on and on.
Boring as fk.

 

[mozza91]

First time I’ve turned on Triple M’s coverage and not heard Brayshaw straightaway. f**king score.

 

[Timbo]

Jeez, that surface is a bit rough.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Good plan by Smith, let root get to 50 and then the merkin will get himself out.

 

[Tommy Smith]

Jeez, that surface is a bit rough.

Is Simon Jones Australia's fielding coach?