5TH ASHES TEST: @ The Oval London July 26-30, 2023

[undertaker]

f**k me who's that ugly bald merkin?

Do the pom cameraman focus on the ugliest poms in the crowd or the best lookimg?

Ugliest pom...best looking...both the same

 

[This Year?]

Ball's starting to look almost 40 overs old.
Time for a new one?

 

[SLRBRONCOS]

f**k me who's that ugly bald merkin?

Do the pom cameraman focus on the ugliest poms in the crowd or the best lookimg?

Last time I was in England I didn't want to f**k anyone and I am the s**t of all s***s

 

[Fangs]

Lead under 200 now.

Just need another 80-100 from these two please.

 

[jargan83]

Well Smiffy crunched that ball to the boundary so it just time for another new ball.

 

[Eelectrica]

Ball's starting to look almost 40 overs old.
Time for a new one?

Just give 'em a new ball every over.

 

[This Year?]

Stop prodding at it ffs!

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Last time I was in England I didn't want to f**k anyone and I am the s**t of all s***s

 

[SLRBRONCOS]

Stop prodding at it ffs!

that's hot

 

[Eelectrica]

Get the feeling no matter how well you're batting, with this ball it's just a matter of time before you get a delivery with your name on it.

 

[Hutty1986]

Rain dance time

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Head's not lasting long like this. Start swinging merkin

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Wtf? Warner can't be dropped because he fields in slips? No wonder Tubs stuck around for about 57 years too long.

 

[gUt]

f**k sake Tubby still going on about Warner being a good slipper despite this very match. What a plonker

 

[Sime_11]

New ball in 27 overs (27 seconds if your England)

what’s a realistic score they’d want to be at before England get a 3rd new ball this innings?

 

[Haffa]

Pommy Trumpeter or Storm Bell Ringer? Worst Human?

 

[JamesRustle]

Matildas up 3-0.

Canadians coached by another Ellen.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

New ball in 27 overs (27 seconds if your England)

what’s a realistic score they’d want to be at before England get a 3rd new ball this innings?

3 down, ~100 to get

 

[Eelectrica]

New ball in 27 overs (27 seconds if your England)

what’s a realistic score they’d want to be at before England get a 3rd new ball this innings?

70-80 probably. That would put us close to 100 away as well. If these two are somehow still batting then we're a chance.

 

[Chins get the wins]

Wtf? Warner can't be dropped because he fields in slips? No wonder Tubs stuck around for about 57 years too long.

Still in the best 2 openers but we need to move on. Maybe bat him at 6 just for Sydney