5TH ASHES TEST: @ The Oval London July 26-30, 2023

[Bazal]

It’s pretty overcast and muggy in London. If we pitch the ball up we will be fine.

Welp, we're boned.

Jokes aside the Oval bats best day 2 & 3 and we've retained so why not bowl? England have to win, even if it means a draw rather than a lost series for their fragile little egos.

It spins a bit more than most decks but they haven't picked a spinner either. Worst that happens is England tee off for 3 or 4 sessions, Bazball declare and we bat for a draw in the best conditions.

 

[bazza]

if we're bowling, why would we not play our best swing bowler (Neser) who upgrades our batting as well?

#Neser along for the "experience"

don't think he is ever going to get a game

 

[Bazal]

don't think he is ever going to get a game

Poor bloke is gonna be the Andy Bichel of this generation. Except even harder done by.

 

[Fangs]

Now that the worst we can do is draw the series, I want five days of rain. Non stop, zero play.

Yeah yeah 3-1 would be better but imagine the shrieking Pommie tears

Nah win time.

We had our fun with the rain in game 4. And pretty much everyone loved it. At least here in Australia.

Now we kick them while they are down. 500 plus please.

 

[Fangs]

It's obvious they don't rate Neser.

Guess we will have to wait until one of our all NSW pace attack dies. Haze by a lightning bolt. Starc slips on a banana in his run up. Patty gets hit by Jessica Fox's oar in a photo op.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Labs as emotional as me the day I discovered most of my hair in my bathroom sink

 

[Bazal]

Nah win time.

We had our fun with the rain in game 4. And pretty much everyone loved it. At least here in Australia.

Now we kick them while they are down. 500 plus please.

Look I'd love to win but I am a f**kwit and a lover of chaos and the chaos from a 2-1 win thanks to a washout would just be

 

[JamesRustle]

Phooaarr. Tight pink roll neck... BRB

 

[Fangs]

Phooaarr. Tight pink roll neck... BRB

Patty wore that to the toss? Lord have mercy.

 

[Bazal]

Lord. First ball, deep point and deep square.

At least have a f**ken look

 

[JokerEel]

Todd Murphy looks like he needs to go clean a chimney..

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Good heavens a maiden, and not of the female variety.

 

[Bazal]

Good heavens a maiden, and not of the female variety.

AND 6 rocks without f**ken short shit

 

[AlwaysGreen]

This little freak is getting uglier every test.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Mel Jones is so boring.

 

[Eelectrica]

The other reason to bring in Neser is he’s fresh.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

f**k off

 

[Bazal]

Think this is a bad review

 

[Canard]

IDGAF about DRS, that's out for mine

 

[Bazal]

f**ken bowlers as captains. Never hitting. They see no shot and cream themselves