5TH ASHES TEST: @ The Oval London July 26-30, 2023

[Bazal]

Can Starc bowl a dot ball?

Probs not with free runs on both sides of the deck thanks to his captain.

 

[Eelectrica]

England not having too many problems scoring.
We’ve forgotten how to build pressure by keeping it tight.
Or don’t have the players to do it.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Baldstralia already shredding the last few strands

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Jesus. Retire please.

 

[undertaker]

We send them in looks like they have learnt nothing from last time, Cummins is fried. Neser should have played for Potato cummins.

Neser can still play if one of the fast bowlers gets concussed

 

[Bazal]

OMFG.

This f**ken little fake jumping hack

 

[undertaker]

Dropped catch from Warner!

Oh dear!

 

[Front-Rower]

No wonder he dropped it with all that strapping on his hands. Still, he should just give it away after this game

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Why has he got 6000kms of bandages on his fingers?

 

[Eelectrica]

Oh yeah, we’re switched on. Ffs we’ve already got one foot on the plane. 2 all it is.

 

[yobbo84]

Sausage fingers

We get what we deserve TBH

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Thank f**k I’m flying out today and will miss the better part of the first couple of days.

 

[undertaker]

The piece of shit can't bat or catch.

Thank f**k this prick will never waste a top 6 batting spot overseas ever again. Wanker.

And your missus must give the selectors the best blowies going around.

Whoever at Fox Cricket thought it was a fantastic idea to have her as a panelist on The Back Page should be sacked.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

This arsey little leprechaun

 

[undertaker]

My 2027 successful ashes defense team

Max Bryant
Will Pucovski
Travis Head (c)
Cam Green (vc)
Oliver Davies
Will Sutherland
Baxter Holt (wk)
Jhy Richardson
Lance Morris
Nathan Lyon
Wes Agar

conc sub bowler: Xavier Bartlett
conc sub batsman: Mathew Short
12th man: Jack Edwards

Lyon won't be there in 4 years time.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Ffs.

 

[Bazal]

FMD. Tinny bats and putrid captaincy. Good mix

 

[WaznTheGreat]

This team is so f**king bald that somehow it made me regrow my hair

 

[Mr. Shaman]

This team is so f**king bald that somehow it made me regrow my hair

No gold for you

 

[Bazal]

Two genuine nicks dropped, granted one tough, and plenty played and missed. Add in the one off Duckett that ballooned straight down regulation points throat (if Captain Coward had had one) and ragging on the toss call is letting the real issue off the hook. There's plenty for the bowlers.

Our tactics are once again disgraceful. It could easily be 2/30.