5TH ASHES TEST: @ The Oval London July 26-30, 2023

[undertaker]

Punter blew up over it nice to see

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Head needs to go on the counter here and take the ball out of it. Only way he'll survive and make runs

 

[icewind]

Look at these sackless convicts collapse!

well you changed the ball so many times we ran out.

 

[Chins get the wins]

Look at these sackless convicts collapse!

You're cheating. This is sandpaper level with the umpires complaisant

 

[This Year?]

Looks a bit dark there..
Take the light and protest that new ball.

 

[undertaker]

English cheerleaders on commentary defending the changed ball.

They most certainly wouldn't if the roles were reversed and it was Australia offered this ball instead

 

[Sime_11]

I’d rather they get out swinging rather then this defensive rubbish

send a bowler in there to Tonk it, make the bowlers think about their lines and get them uncertain

 

[gUt]

geez this ball has kept its shine aye

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Smith averages 85.21 in first innings. 55.62 in second innings, 42.77 in third innings and 28.56 in fourth innings.

Need him to reverse that today.

 

[yobbo84]

HAHAHAHAHA GTFO

 

[Fangs]

Has the ball moved around this much at any point in the series?

Very tough conditions for batting right now. But need to stay positive with the bat.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

f**k me who's that ugly bald merkin?

Do the pom cameraman focus on the ugliest poms in the crowd or the best lookimg?

 

[Haffa]

The seam movement is impressive

 

[This Year?]

Time for Wood to get some Head.

 

[Haffa]

f**k me who's that ugly bald merkin?

Do the pom cameraman focus on the ugliest poms in the crowd or the best lookimg?

Paedo watch.

 

[gUt]

Is everyone in England a bald chinless degenerate or just the natives?

 

[icewind]

thank goodness Australia never got a ball like this. England would've been all out for 59 off 5 overs.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Is everyone in England a bald chinless degenerate or just the natives?

Well I’m a bald degenerate and I live in the UK, but I am blessed with a chin.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Matildas up 3-0.

 

[undertaker]

RUN JOHNNY, RUUUUUUUUUUUN!